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Ruan Ruan lived for more than ten years, and one day she discovered that she was the female supporting character in a Mary Sue otome novel.
She was just about to lie down and make salted fish, but was told by the system that the world was about to collapse, and that only by completing the favorability task could the world be saved.
Ruan Ruan: ... Okay.
Anyway, this is a harem novel where everyone loves the heroine, and absolutely no one will fall in love with her, so she feels very relieved.
However, why did they look at her in a strange way?
That scumbag schoolboy who pretended to be ambiguous and played with her feelings actually said something to her: "I will never let go of my previous debauchery, and all my gentleness from now on will belong to you alone."
The venomous cross-dressing boss cursed her for not being able to find a boyfriend before she turned 18 because he didn't fall in love early.
The unlearned and unskilled campus bully was actually obediently being taught by her.
And her boss Zhu Ma... Actually got the script of Chasing His Wife in the Crematorium!
Oh, this damn Shura field.
Small Theater: Daily sand sculptures to complete tasks
System: Please hold hands with the male protagonist for 10 seconds
Ruan Ruan: This little brother, the tug-of-war is about to begin. Would you mind wrestling with me first?
[Task completed]
System: Please prevent the heroine and hero from dancing a pas de deux at the art festival.
Ruan Ruan: Teacher! No need for a man and a woman, I can do the opposite!
Man · was kicked off the stage · Host:? ?
[Task completed]
System: Please learn to be a Neptune.
Ruan Ruan: (open iPad)
System: Want to watch an ambiguous movie? Strategy novel? (Showing a happy smile)
iPad: Fishing expert.
System:…
#Today is also the day when Maternity Solo is forced to open for business
Recommend my prepaid "Grandet Spending Plan"
Ying Yan was a well-known poor man, with a monthly salary of three thousand and two thousand in savings. He wanted to break a penny in half and spend it.
One day, an app called Grandet Spending System suddenly appeared on her phone. Unless she registered and logged in, her phone could not return to normal.
Ying Yan: Oops, my phone has a virus!
Because she was too poor to buy a new one, she hesitated for 0.1 Seconds and decided to register.
[Binded to the system, the host is about to start the road to becoming the richest man! ]
[System task: Please buy a luxury consumer product, the task reward is double the money spent (0/1)]
Ying Yan was so happy that she went to the pastry shop next door to buy the small egg tart she had dreamed of for a huge price of 3 yuan.
[System:...]
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[Grandet Spending System] is dedicated to making poor people obsessed with a world of luxury and luxury. The greater the gap between the host's current consumption and the past, the higher its performance.
Therefore, when it discovered Ying Yan, an S-class host who was stingy as no one had ever seen before or since, it went crazy!
Ying Yan is twenty years old, an age full of ambition. She lives in Shanghai, a place where she can spend a lot of money. She works as a cleaner, a profession with great room for advancement.
It started with confidence - but unexpectedly, it overturned!
Let her go to a high-end club, and she recruits foreign male models to be foreign language lecturers, making more money than she spends.
She was given the task of burning money, and she burned coins for the martyrs in the entire cemetery, and won the award from the People's Newspaper.
She was given a consumption task, and she bought clothes and books to send to children in impoverished mountainous areas.
The system is broken: How can you only donate and invest but not consume? !
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Many years later, the world's most famous business newspaper introduced Ying Yan as follows: the youngest entrepreneur, philanthropist, and Yuan Zhilin, the president of S Group, were called the two most influential Chinese.
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At an interview with a large-scale business giant, a reporter asked Yuan Zhilin: "Can you share the person who has had the greatest influence on you?"
"She is a cleaner in our company and cleans the president's office regularly. She always has a pleasant smile on her face and is serious and focused on her work. During her breaks, she often overlooks the entire Huangpu River from the floor-to-ceiling windows of the president's office. She is leisurely and at ease, as if she is never bothered by external things. She makes me understand how beautiful life is."
"What happened next?"
"We're married."
The scene suddenly became noisy and out of control. A reporter sharply asked: "Aren't you afraid that she will covet your money?"
"In fact," Yuen Chi-Lin laughed, "in two months, her liquid net worth surpassed mine."
At the end of the morning half, the Internet was in an uproar. Netizens around the world are discussing this mysterious cleaner's wife.
That afternoon, the interviewee who opened the interview with an important person was Ying Yan.
A reporter asked: "Who are you most grateful to?"
"The boss of my company. He took me in when I couldn't find a job. He paid me five insurances and one housing fund, no PUA, good benefits, and plenty of paid leave. It's really a magical company."
The reporter was curious: "Has a person as outstanding as you ever faced difficulty in finding a job?"
"Of course, many companies felt that I was too young and would not last long. They even rejected me after seeing my undergraduate diploma, saying they only wanted a junior high school diploma."
The reporter sensed something was wrong and changed the subject. "So what do you think is the biggest gain from this job?"
"The reward is that during the day, I help my boss tidy up the room, and he pays me a salary. At night, he helps me tidy up the room, and I don't have to pay him a salary."
Global netizens: What Grandet... Wait a minute? !
Got it! ! !
Recommend my advance collection of "Please Spend Christmas Eve with Me"
In the cafeteria of University F, the crowd was in commotion, and everyone's eyes were focused on the escalator.
A boy in a white shirt led the visitors upstairs to dine, and slowly went up the escalator, revealing a fleeting profile of his face.
But it was that side face that stopped almost all diners in their progress.
——Handsome and cool, mature yet youthful, the male protagonist Bai Yueguang in the novel instantly has a specific facial features.
Then the uninformed people were informed by the gossips around them: He is Lian Huai from the Department of Economics and Management, heir to a listed group, first in the school in terms of GPA, looks like every year freshmen will ask for their contact information when they see the photos on the forum, top of the Abstinence Department...
Cui Ying was having dinner with a friend. She was listening to various legends about Lian Huai that her friend told her about. He was super self-disciplined and never wasted time on social software. He had a fixed time to check WeChat every day. In order to manage time efficiently, he never fell in love...
However, while her friend was chattering away, Cui Ying was typing on the chat box with her head down.
"Wearing a white shirt like this doesn't look good enough."
"Why don't you wait while I help you rip the buttons off your shirt."
And the proud man who was rumored to rarely look at his mobile phone and wasted his time on useless social interactions replied instantly: "..."
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Lian Huai and Cui Ying are both influential figures who are often discussed on forums, but no one would think that they know each other.
One is Bai Yueguang, one is Black Lotus, one is an excellent and humble typical academic god, and the other is a national award genius who can get full marks even if he falls asleep in the exam room. No matter how you look at these characters, they are the control group.
But not only do they know each other, but they have such a good relationship that the first thing they do when they turn on their phones is to look at each other's chat box.
Before and after meeting Lian Huai, Cui Ying's inner changes were as follows:
1. All men in the world are a** (expletives blocked)
2. He seems to be an exception
3. He is my good friend, how could I have other thoughts about him?
4. Forget it... I just have other ideas about him.
After meeting Cui Ying, Lian Huai's inner thoughts were as follows:
1. Can she think of me something else?
2. What is their relationship?
Since they couldn't give an answer to the latter question, they decided to get the marriage certificate first: regardless of whether they were friends or lovers, the legal one was the best.
Purpose: Love and Growth