No way? ! Just wear it like this... I'm still a middle school student! My great future!
Okay, okay... I'm not excited, I'm not excited... I'm not excited.
How could anyone time-travel and become me by such a coincidence? It's completely like I've time-traveled into a fandom.
How could I be their son?
However, even this is not as bad as the plot
Dad, can you take your hands off me?
Mom, you are really getting more and more beautiful...
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