Baoer version: This, this, this. Where is this? I'm just hiding from a cockroach, whatever. That's it.
"Mistress, I saw your body when I was helping you heal your wounds. From now on, I will be yours. You must be responsible for me and marry me!"
"Dear, you are such a naughty fairy. I think I have fallen in love with you. Come and marry me!"
"No matter what, you can only be mine. I order you to marry me tomorrow or today!"
(As the plot progresses, more men will join in one after another)
Looking at these men who were a bit prettier than herself, Shangguan Ziyan suddenly felt like she was struck by thunder, mother! Didn't you teach me to obey my husband when I was young? Why do all these men want to marry me? God! Please help me~
Dumbfounded version: In which era did this story take place? ——Bao'er said: I don't know!
Why does this story happen? ——Bao'er said: It's in production!
So what is this story about? ——Bao'er said: Please read it yourself, no explanation will be given!
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