The Sweet Diary of a Top Cat

Let me tell you a secret, cats also love to surf the Internet! In the dead of night, when the cats are sleeping, the cats will stretch out, use their tender little paws to unlock their phones, and enter the exclusive online world of cats. Some cats are addicted to playing King of Kings, some cats like water forums, some cats love chasing stars, and the most popular thing recently is eating CP! The number one CP on the Xiaoyu Dried Forum is called "Chuchu Touching". Next door, Sanhua broke her leg and tried to drag me into a trap every day. I don't get involved very much, because one of the "Chu"s is my shit-sweeper. His name is Chu Xike, and he often jumps around on TV. Others call him "idou" and praise him for his incredible looks, C-level, etc. I really don't understand what is so cute about Douzi. I remember when I was a kid, probably less than a year old, there was another bad guy who was tall, handsome and sinister. My younger brother often called him "The Great Movie King". I haven't seen him in three years. My brother has hidden all his photos and will quickly change the channel when he sees them on TV. In this way, I became a single-parent cat with an incomplete family~ [Cat sighs. Jpg] One day, my idol brother took me to a farming and cooking reality show, and I actually saw the actor brother! And a tabby cat with a thick western accent! Because of a sexy cut, I became famous overnight and became the only top-notch cat recognized by both the human internet and the cat world! From then on, my happy, sweet (cross out) ups and downs life began~ · 1. Mao Mao's narrative is similar to a diary~ 2. Human cp: movie king Cat cp: American short tabby x British short silver gradient, cowboy and gentleman~ 3. Cats can't change into humans! —————— Series of articles: "The remnants of the previous dynasty only want to sell barbecue" (ancient chapters) ·Shou: Pipi Shou, a master of fooling around, is a combination of beauty, optimism, luck, and social attributes. ·Attack: In front of people, he is a pale, weak and weak musician, but in front of people, he is a paranoid and sinister useless prince. Apart from his love brain, there is nothing wrong with his affectionate attacks. (Copywriter) Chu Xike read a beautiful sadomasochistic article. The protagonist Shou is an orphan from the previous dynasty, and the protagonist Gong is the deposed prince of the current dynasty. The protagonist Shou uses Gong from head to toe for the great cause of recovery, and finally steps on Gong's corpse to ascend to the throne. He is a proper scumbag. Chu Xike cursed: You are a bitch! Affectionate attack alone beauty! Then he went out of his way and became what he called a scumbag... Chu Xike refused to engage in any "recovery cause" and set up a barbecue stall of the Buddhist Earthly Branches. 136 Sells gluten chicken gizzards and mutton skewers, and 247 sells roasted garlic, eggplant, and pork bone marrow. They are closed on May 10th because they have to go to Leyouyuan to listen to ditty and walk the cat. · In order to completely cut off the emotional line in the book, he also found himself a little lover - the beautiful musician who was conquered by roasted gluten, Mr. Zhongli. In the wedding night, looking at the birthmark on Master Zhongli's chest, Chu Xike was struck by thunder—is this guy the "protagonist"? ! Zhongli Dongxi smiled half-heartedly: "Lu Zai won't stop wanting me just because I was removed from the royal family, right?" Chu Xike made a fool of himself: "How could it be possible? I've already been deeply in love with you, can't you feel it?" After saying this, Chu Xike packed up his clothes and ran away. Zhongli Dongxi caught him halfway, tied him up and threw him on the bed. Zhongli Dongxi: "I've even dreamed of Lu Zai's plan." Chu Xike was timid: "What, what's the plan?" Zhongli Dongxi gently stroked his carotid artery with his cool fingertips: "You plan to use me to plot to usurp the throne, and you also have a plan to throw me outside the city to feed the dogs~" Chu Xike:! ! ! I'm not! I don't! —————— · Intention: The strong helps the weak, lend a helping hand when necessary, and spare no effort.