A Guide to Masturbating Cats in the World of Immortality

[New article "Green Tea Bamboo Horse Always Wants to Flirt with Me", the copy is below, you can save it if you like it~] He is also dressed in plush clothes, and others have no worries about food and clothing, but he is not only forced to practice, but also has to work hard to earn points to prevent being hung up and beaten by unreliable masters. Ye Huaijiu: No, I'm just a little cat! When Ye Huaijiu picked up the baggage and ran away when he was about to be thrown into the Thunder Prison for the 108th time because he didn't have enough points. ——You can obviously rely on your beauty to make a living, so why do you have to do all the hard work yourself? So the little master of the Guiyuan Sect, who had been hiding for a long time, returned from a long trip and saw a little white cat lying in front of his house with its belly spread out, begging for adoption. The little white cat raised its big fur tail and picked up a small sign that read: If you eat less, your bed will be warmer. Please adopt him! Pre-collection of "Green Tea Bamboo Horse Always Wants to Flirt with Me" Xie Shu, the new campus star of Hunan University, is a talented person and top-notch scholar. There are countless people pursuing him, but no one can really get close to him because there is always a fool around him. Makino, a bamboo horse, has a handsome appearance and a perverse personality. He always chokes when talking to anyone, but when facing Xie Shu, he acts like a good baby. Later, Xie Shu felt that it was not good to delay Makino's social life like this. Xie Shu: "You have to try to make more friends." Makino felt aggrieved: "Brother, do you think I'm annoying? Then I'll go." Xie Shu: "I didn't, so don't make trouble." Makino hugged Xie Shu and said, "I know my brother is the best." Xie Shu being held in his arms: I always feel that this younger brother has been raised crookedly... ---------------------------------------- Separated from Xie Shu for more than ten years, Makino could only visit secretly until he graduated from high school and lived downstairs from Xie Shu. Anyone who is familiar with Makino knows how possessive and controlling he is. No one can stand his character until there are rumors that he and Xie Shu are together. Everyone: These two must have lasted less than a month before Xie Shu couldn't stand Makino's breakup. After graduating from college, the two got married. Everyone: Three years of pain and seven years of itch. Let's see how long they can hold on. Forty years later, the two had a golden wedding. Makino: I don't wish for eternity, I only wish for you and me to last forever. The silent and cool year is attacked by x the grumpy green tea year is attacked by Motto: No one can decide your future for you