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The late-night paranormal live show that has always been pretending to be a ghost finally turned out to be a real ghost. The paper money could not be lit, the candles kept going out, and the statues enshrined in the gods were smashed to pieces.
Just as everyone was trembling, a delivery boy who accidentally entered the scene suddenly stopped the car and took out a mahogany sword from the trunk.
He performed the magic on the spot, saved the souls of the dead, and then rode away in style, hiding his merit and fame.
Program team:? ? ?
The program team quickly drove the Mercedes-Benz to chase the boy's broken battery: "Stay! We need talents like you!"
Wu Ci, who was anxious to go to work, rode very fast without looking back: "But I'm going to be late for work! QAQ"
Program crew: "I'll give you three times your salary! No, five times!"
Wu Ci braked instantly and put on his witch robe on the spot: "Here we come, brother!"
Program team: "..."
Okay, I saved all the money on clothing.
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There is a new beautiful and innocent little heavenly master in "Changxie Live Room".
It is said that he was ordered to go down the mountain to find the gods, and he also worked part-time as an errand and took on various underworld businesses.
Help customers carve tombstones, try on shrouds, try on coffins for sleeping, and carry coffins during funerals...
There are no difficult jobs, only workers in the underworld who don't work hard!
The barrage audience teased him and asked the Little Heavenly Master to live-stream his invitation to God.
Wu Ci drew a formation on the spot, and then——
Summoned an evil spirit with silver hair and black robes, horns and fangs.
The evil ghost glanced at the formation on the ground and asked lazily: "What do you want from me?"
Audience:? Does God look like this? Are you kidding me? Baby, don't be fooled by him! !
Wu Ci was confused: "You, are you God?"
The evil ghost yawned and transformed into a sickly, handsome, silver-haired young man.
Tan Fei lowered his eyes and smiled lazily: "I'm so good-looking, how could I lie to others?"
Wu Ci's eyes lit up, and he hugged him excitedly, with a happy face: "That's right! Only gods can be so beautiful! You are the destiny I am looking for!"
Audience: "………………"
Damn, I know he talks nonsense, but he is so handsome!
*Just want to make money, the little heavenly master is attacked by a crazy demon who protects his wife, a supernatural and relaxing love story.
*The system of shamanic gods in this article is privately established and cannot be verified. The semi-imaginary world view cannot be substituted into reality. All reference books can be found in Chapter 1.
*Screenshot of the copy was taken on 2020.12.30, Archived in bib @
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Pre-collection 1 "The Fake Young Master Turns Dark and Takes the Group's Favorite Script" Copywriting↓
Chen Zhao, a young master from a wealthy family, was suddenly told that he had made a mistake, and now the Chen family wanted to bring back the real young master who was living among the people.
Amid ridicule, he ran away from home in anger and returned to his biological parents in the slums.
Everyone felt that the squeamish Chen Zhao could not bear hardships and would have to run back crying within two days, so his adoptive parents did not look for him.
The next day after returning home, the slum was demolished. Chen Zhao became the second generation of the demolition and was even richer than before.
The friends who had abandoned him were dumbfounded:! ! !
Chen Zhao, who has experienced great ups and downs, has seen through the world of mortals: Hee, I can't go back, I've become a black man :)
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There are a lot of bad students gathered in the high school in the slum area. It is said that the leader of the school is a madman with extremely powerful fighting ability. He has three heads, six arms and ten eyes. There are many rumors.
Isn't this what Chen Zhao wants? Learn bad things! Blackened! Rua!
On the day he transferred to another school, Chen Zhao went straight to his seat, planning to ask the boss to accept him as his younger brother.
The man who was woken up impatiently raised his head, revealing a face that was so handsome that it shocked everyone.
Chen Zhao: "..."
Chen Zhao changed his lines on the spot: "Boss, I'm here to apply for your boyfriend! From now on, you will not only have to bring me tea and water and do my homework, but you will also have to give me pocket money!"
All the students: Damn it, is the new black elementary school chicken going crazy? !
The person who thought he was sleepy said: ... The porcelain?
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There is a beautiful little follower behind him. Although the little follower shouts that he has become a black man every day, he is sweet-talking, loyal and rich, and he is quickly welcomed by the whole class.
One day, while chatting about sad things, Chen Zhao casually complained: "That real young master must be a scheming white lotus. It's all because of him that I was forced to leave home!"
The students were filled with indignation and shouted that they would put a sack over the opponent's head and beat him severely to vent their anger on the class pet.
Chen Zhao didn't notice that the man who was copying homework for him had a subtle expression on his side.
At the end of the semester, Chen Zhao, who had gained both love and friendship, took his partner back to his biological parents' house.
Seeing the handler skillfully opening the shoe cabinet to look for slippers, the parents asked in surprise: "Why are you back?"
Chen Zhao was confused: "Do you know my parents?"
He calmly said, "Oh, I am that White Lotus."
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Pre-collection 2 "After sleeping with Bai Yueguang's top rival" copywriting↓
At the celebration banquet after the music ceremony, Yu Tu saw with his own eyes that Bai Yueguang, whom he had longed for, held someone else's hand.
Amidst the sound of blessings, the drunk Yu Tu fled the scene in a hurry, but accidentally bumped into a stranger.
He drunkenly rubbed his forehead and asked aggrievedly: "I have money, good looks and a career, how can I not compare with him?"
Stranger: "... Well, my friend, you are the best."
Yu Tu: "Then do you like him or me QAQ"
Stranger: "... Then it's you."
Yu Tu smiled shyly: "You are so sweet, can I take care of you?"
Stranger: "..."
When he woke up the next day, Yu Tu was confused and found himself lying in the hotel, with a handsome young man lying next to him, leaning his head on his head and looking at him playfully.
Yu Tu, who felt that the other person looked familiar, stumbled: "... You, who are you?"
The other person raised his eyebrows: "Your Bai Yueguang's opponent."
Yu Tu: "..."
The other party: "Now it's the canary you spent 30 million to support last night."
Yu Tu: "???"
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The prince of an entertainment company, Yu Tu, was suddenly exposed to a scandal and forced young artists to accept support.
Everyone in the industry is happy. Who doesn't know that Yu Tu has been a top leader for seven years, and now he wants to change his mind?
In the interview, Dingliu said: "Xiaotu is very simple. It's understandable that he occasionally does wrong things, but if he is not clever, he will not go far. I hope he can change his ways."
Top fan: Woohoo, brother is so gentle.
The next day, his top rival, the pop music king Gu Shuo, suddenly posted a Weibo post with weird content.
@Gu said: My sponsor is a celestial being. She is beautiful and speaks well. Although it is shameful to be a canary, it is super fun. I like my sponsor very much.
The No. 1 Hot Comment@Yu Tu: Where are the people? I didn't see you when I woke up QAQ
@Gushuo replied to @: I went downstairs to buy breakfast for the sponsor, and I'll be home soon.
Top stream:? ? ?
Netizen: ... Yu Tu is raising a king? Wait, what are you talking about? This is obviously a love affair, right? !
Fans of King of Heaven: It's just a joke, it's just a little fun between a nasty couple.
Purpose: Firm scientific beliefs and create a better homeland together