If you have nothing to do and are too lazy to do anything, just start a trap.
↓The following copy.
I am a well-known anchor who makes a living by live streaming games all year round. Because I have been single for many years and my hand speed is too fast, my live streaming room is always full of sponsor fathers, which makes people want to stop.
Although I don't like small money, when someone calls me daddy——
——It's so cool.
Although my purpose is death.
But!
Ever since one day, I accidentally showed my face, everyone on the Internet was calling me daddy.
Me: Louder.
Ever since one day, I accidentally changed my clothes, and people all over the world have been calling me daddy.
Me: Louder.
Ever since the day I could see explosions behind me and corpses at my feet, the whole galaxy was calling me daddy.
Me: Do it again!
Ryunosuke Akutagawa: Mr. Dazai!
Me: Wrong!
Ryunosuke Akutagawa: ... Dad... Dad...
Me: Come, give one to daddy.
Ryunosuke Akutagawa: Happy to the point of coma.
You can hear their cheers since I've finished infusing them all:
Dad! ! !
They all taste good!
The protagonist wears an old-fashioned cosplay, carries it with him for live streaming, has a sandy character and black clay, and is dressed as Mr. Dazai.
The full text is a piece of fiction + the main drama is uncertain, and the update time is uncertain.
Recommend the article next door: "Suicide Amateur"↓
A trio of sisters, with Dazai, Ango, and Oda as the protagonists.
Intention: cool