Singing legend Lu Hexi was forced to participate in the variety show "The King of Dance".
The program stipulates that you must choose your dance partner on the spot.
So Lu Hexi, who has not been a chief for thousands of years, chose the only one among the dance partners with long flowing hair, a devilish figure, and a fairy face... A master of cross-dressing.
Lu Hexi, who thought he was straight and straight, refused at this moment.
Lin Qiuqian, the cross-dressing boss, appears to be harmless to humans and animals, but is actually a rose with thorns.
This thorn is particularly painful.
Lin Qiuqian: "King of singers, are you suffering from ALS? Your limbs are as stiff as a zombie."
Lu Hexi: "..."
Lin Qiuqian: "King of Singer, you are so old, do you really not know how to reach your waist when you lower your waist? Can you still do the splits?"
Lu Hexi: "..."
Not long after, Lu Hexi never dreamed that he would find a boyfriend and still hear that classic line
"You hit my hair!"
If you take good care of me, I will bloom brilliantly.
The sound of nature is romantic and the old beast attacks
Demining:
1. Gong used to be a straight man and had a girlfriend, but he had been single for many years before he met Shou.
2. The age difference is 15 years.
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Pre-collection of "Late Night Tavern"
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In the bustling downtown, there is a small tavern that is out of place.
It's called a late-night tavern, but it's open during the day, so there's very little business.
But in fact, in this tavern late at night, demons were dancing wildly.
The empress, who has been doted on for ten years, is shaking her red wine glass while instructing the weak young men in the world of female supremacy how to compete for favor in the back house.
The omega drank a lot of vodka, hugged the little mermaid's tail and wouldn't let go, shouting that he wanted to marry the little mermaid home.
The little priest of the primitive tribe holds a glass of colorful cocktails, watches the agricultural channel on the tablet, and firmly believes that this is a temple.
...
Jiang Qiubai, the owner of the tavern, felt his head hurt when he saw that there was no normal person in the room.
In fact, there is another one who looks a little bit normal, and is said to be some ancient god.
Every time I come here, I don't drink alcohol and just eat the fruit plate. My appetite is like a bottomless pit.
The price of fruit almost went up for him.
Jiang Qiubai felt that he still had to discuss it with this god, "Shangshen, you have eaten so much fruit from me, when are you going to pay the bill?"
He still has tens of millions in debt that he has not repaid! ! !
God Mo Ying said, "Don't you mortals all want to seek immortality? Haven't the elixirs been given to you a long time ago, and it's not enough to settle the bill?"
Jiang Qiubai was shocked, "What? The elixir of life? Isn't that Mai Lisu?"
Mo Ying: "Do you think there is such a thing as chocolate in the fairy world?"
Jiang Qiubai: "..." It seems that it doesn't fit the temperament of the fairy world.
But... Namelisu, no, the elixir of life has been eaten by his cat.
What to do? Waiting online, quite urgent.
The most talkative person. The truly omnipotent god attack
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