Obviously, I can't write copy.
Drug name: Small scale nonsense
Category: Funny Quotes
Adaptable symptoms: Symptoms such as poor qi and blood, heart damage, and cracked internal organs caused by reading too many abuse articles, Lei Wen, dog-blood plots, jumping into big pits, menstrual pits, and eunuch pits.
Drug description: Fragrant to avoid filth, remove dampness and purify turbidity. Taking it will make the nervous system as clear as jade and spotless.
(Copied, Westward Journey, to prop up appearance)
Drug efficacy: Qi and blood +9999, mana +9999
Note: Do not take when drinking tea, eating, or having a heart attack.
Manufacturer: 77jiao
Marketing: Wen Qi
Usage and dosage: Once a week, irregularly on Saturdays and Sundays
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