Unlucky layman: Xiao Fan, why are you studying?
Fan Xian: Examination.
Unlucky layman: What is the purpose of the exam?
Fan Xian: Fame.
Unlucky layman: What is fame for?
Fan Xian: Be an official, earn money and marry a wife.
Unlucky layman: [wiping sweat] Why do you want to marry a wife?
Fan Xian: Give birth to a baby.
Unlucky layman: …………Why do you have a baby?
Fan Xian [Exceptionally serious]: Reading.
Unlucky layman:……………………………………………………