Copywriting 1
One day, a minor mountain successfully transformed into something
He determined to become the king of the mountain, eat well and drink hot food, and live the happy life he dreamed of.
But who can tell him why there is nothing on the mountain and he can't even eat enough! !
The hungry mountain king touched his flat belly.
If you don't need mountains to eat, you can eat if you go to mountains
Go down the mountain!
Lu Ji went out and bought a bottle of drinks. If he did some activities and added one yuan, he could have two bottles. Adhering to the fine traditional virtue of being diligent and thrifty, Lu Ji went out with one bottle in hand. What's going on with the little bald guy at the door? Looking at himself with envy... The drink in his hand?
Lu Ji swore that he handed over the extra bottle just because he couldn't finish it, not because he was attracted by the beauty of the little bald head!
Who would have thought that a bottle of drink could be exchanged for a mountain? ? ? ? ? ?
Copywriting 2
one day
Heshan is watching a jewelry appraisal program: Are the beads on TV valuable?
Lu Ji: Well, probably. Experts said that the auction price of the emerald night pearl just now was 25 million US dollars.
A thoughtful Kasugi: Is 25 million US dollars a lot?
Lu Ji: It's quite a lot. You can buy everything in at least ten supermarkets.
He Shan's eyes lit up and he took out a handful of emerald night pearls, each one as big as a fist.
Excited Heshan: Let's go buy something to eat!
Lu Ji:......
That night, a post on a forum asked: What is it like to have a very rich daughter-in-law?
A: My wife gave me a limited edition Lamborghini as a gift for our tenth anniversary.
B: On my birthday, my wife arranged to hold a birthday party for me in a commercial building in the city center.
C: On the 100-day anniversary, my wife bought a sea-view villa just for vacation.
Lu Moumou: My wife said that I have a bunch of broken stones like this at home and asked me to throw them around [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]
Everyone: ... You can't afford to offend guys who use cheats...
Wealth is huge, but we don't know it. The cute mountain boy is being attacked by X. He has bad luck and is cold-hearted and hot-tempered.
Notes
1. Easy to adjust the text, 1v1, sweet pampering without cruelty (life is so hard, wouldn't it be nice to always be sweet and pampered)
2. The author has no logic and no connotation. The whole story is nonsense, and there will be parts involving ghosts and gods, but the ultimate goal is to make the protagonist dear.
Intention: Falling in love with the spirit of Dashan