Mu Xiaofeng is a professional book traveler. After completing 99 book travel missions and about to retire gloriously, he entered an anti-routine book about cultivating immortals.
"What is my identity this time? Cannon fodder? Stand-in? Villain BOSS? A stumbling block on the protagonist's path to cultivation? Or is he the Bai Yueguang he wants?"
"You are the protagonist's mount."
"???"
"Don't worry, you are a very cute mount and will transform later."
"Fuck! Does that mean I don't have a human form yet??"
*
When Mu Xiaofeng met the protagonist for the first time, the protagonist was being beaten by people from the Qingshan Sword Sect.
Broken and bruised, alone and helpless.
Mu Xiaofeng: "Oh, it's another routine story where the protagonist has a tragic life in the early stage and then gets slapped in the face and counterattacks later. Now it's time for me to go on stage and increase my favorability!"
As a result, he tried his best to drive away those monks. Instead of thanking him, the protagonist coldly left with the words "mind your own business" and left.
Mu Xiaofeng: "..."
Is the "anti-routine" of this article reflected in the extremely poor quality of the protagonist? ?
The second time I saw the protagonist, he was being besieged by people from the Ten Thousand Poison Hall.
Mu Xiaofeng rushed forward again and took him back.
The protagonist once again left with a sullen face.
When he met the protagonist for the third time, Mu Xiaofeng was angry.
"Why is this protagonist always getting beaten up!?"
And this time he was beaten by Tianyin Pavilion, one of the top ten immortal sects! He was beaten so hard that he was unable to fight back.
System: "Because he deliberately sought a beating."
Mu Xiaofeng: "?"
System: "In this novel, the protagonist gains strength by being beaten. In other words, if the protagonist wants to become stronger, he has to be beaten constantly."
Mu Xiaofeng: "What about the blood on his body??"
System: "I sprinkled it myself to deceive others."
Mu Xiaofeng, the mythical beast who had been beaten to death by the people from Tianyin Pavilion: "CNM! Why didn't you tell me earlier? It's a shame that I came to fight for him! The blood I shed is real!"
At this moment, a slender white hand stretched out and lifted up the little beast covered in blood.
The protagonist looked at this dirty, silly little thing expressionlessly, remained silent for a moment, put it in his sleeve, and left.
*
The protagonist has two secrets.
1. He can become stronger by absorbing damage.
2. He is afraid of pain.
The blood he shed was fake and the pain was real.
But even though the wound was painful, it was just a red mark on his body.
He learned how to endure the pain from time to time and let himself become cold-blooded and numb.
Over time, everyone in the world knew that he had no heart and was not afraid of pain.
Until a white, furry little guy broke into his world.
On a stormy night, the protagonist collapsed in the cave exhausted, with pain everywhere in his body.
The little guy curled up next to him, curled up his injured arm with his tail, and carefully licked his wound...
The protagonist raised his eyes soaked with cold sweat——
The wound suddenly stopped hurting.
*
Later, Mu Xiaofeng asked the system: "Didn't you say that I am the protagonist's mount? Why doesn't he ride on me instead of carrying me around every day?"
Later, Mu Xiaofeng turned into a human: Fuck! It turns out that this is how to ride.
Intention: Less routine, more sincerity
