There's been a lot of writing lately, you thought, and then you thought "hehehe" with a sinister smile on your face and wrote one yourself.
Note: 1. First person (you) + God's perspective; 2. The three-dimensional relationship is more interesting, but it won't be a trap (probably); 3. You can complain about diss but you don't necessarily want to watch it; 4. It's just an idea.
Intention: Just write a complaint about how the book has a bit of graminess, etc.