Too much homework. Update
Q: Is it difficult to live as a cat in Yokohama? There has been a cat outside recently, and I am planning to run away from home.
A: Thank you for the invitation. It's quite difficult to be honest. The humans here don't seem to be very smart, but they can always make trouble. For example, a human being I was taking care of recently was always covered in bandages every day, and he was shouting about suicide every day. Just yesterday, when I went out to hunt, he lay in the bathtub and cut his wrists to commit suicide. I was shocked when I got back and quickly called the police. I'm staying with him in the hospital ward now, and when he gets better, I'll send him to heaven with a meow punch! But although that human brain may not be good, it is very clingy to cats! From this point of view, he is a qualified shovel! Although he is weak, I can support him!
First person as cat
I don't know what I'm writing, but I'm just writing...
Intent: Bungou Stray Dogs fanfic