Sand sculpture version:
Qiao Zixu was happy to become a hero for a moment, but he didn't expect to start raising a child from then on.
When he returned to the county government office for the first day with his baby, the baby said, "Why don't you kneel down quickly to thank me?"
When he took the baby back to the county government office for a month, the baby said: "Master, I want to learn Qinggong and disguise techniques."
When he brought the baby back to the county government after seven years, the baby said: "My benefactor has not come to sit in my arms obediently."
Oh, fickle doll.
Oh, kick this white-eyed wolf doll away.
Small theater version:
Jamel Xiao looked coldly at Qiao Zixu leaning on the bed, smelling of alcohol, and angrily dragged him up by his clothes.
"Did you go to Chen's house to drink again?"
Qiao Zixu clapped his hand in a daze and said distressedly: "It's difficult, it's too difficult to raise a baby."
Hearing this, Jamel Xiao's anger subsided a little, and he still snorted coldly: "Your apprentice is both smart and well-behaved, what's the problem?"
Qiao Zixu was drunk and couldn't hear his shameless boasting, so he said: "You three boys from the Chen family will give flowers to other girls when they are only twelve years old. My silly boy is nineteen this year, and he is still like a piece of wood. When can we get married!"
Jamel Xiao loosened his grip slightly and let him lie down. He bent down in front of him and whispered, "Maybe he already has someone he likes?"
"Someone you like?" Qiao Zixu couldn't think about it, and then he cursed in Jamel Xiao's expectant eyes: "Shit! He is willing to handle cases every day. Jian Tian'er showed me the head of a dead person. If he can find someone he likes, I will twist off my head and use it as a stool for you!"
Jamel Xiao's face was dark: "I see that you are just a dead man."
Purpose: Patriotism