Concise version of the copy: After the well-known Vase in the entertainment industry agreed to participate in a holographic reality show, something went wrong with the technology. All participants lost the memory that they were participating in a reality show. Everyone was horrified and thought they had traveled through time, so... The fake Vase exposed the fact that he was actually a real boss.
Detailed copy:
As a well-known vase in Country M, Louis is famous for being nothing but a face.
Go be a vase in a spy movie, from shooting to fighting scenes to racing, everything is eye-catching.
The holographic game company developed a celebrity reality show to promote their new product, and invited Louis and others to participate. The game involves fighting, resourcefulness, and acting skills. Black fans were eager to hear the news and gear up.
Unexpectedly, the product malfunctioned, and all participants lost their memory of playing the game, thinking that they had traveled through time.
So, under the watchful eyes of all the black fans, Louis, who had no weapons in his hands, used local materials and repelled the first wave of NPCs in the RV traveling at a speed of 120 miles per hour.
Anti-fans: "??? Who am I? Where am I? If you have half of this in your movie, you can beat me and even hate you???"
Fans: "What? Louis actually has this skill, what should I do, what should I do? I have never blown a rainbow fart other than my face, how can I praise him better?"
Put an advance here! "Your Rider is Fighting Monsters", the funny version of the max-level boss returns to Novice Village~:
Chen Jue is a dedicated delivery rider. He is either running orders or taking orders every day. He never runs out of time, never leaks, rain or shine, and has maintained a full five-point rider rating to this day.
One day, he was suddenly sent an order to deliver a blood bag to the [Vampire Lair].
The road is long and the journey is difficult and dangerous.
But no! His five-star rating cannot be lost!
Meix's takeaway, the mission must be fulfilled!
I have to awaken some "memories of past lives"!
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Fifty-one years ago, Chen Jue was selected to become the anchor of the unlimited streaming live broadcast system. For the entire fifty years, he struggled in every copy, wandered on the edge of death, and climbed to the top of the rankings, whether it was the combat power rankings or the live streaming rankings.
Fifty years later, on the day when he finally accumulated enough retirement points, Chen Jue put aside his customer service smile and funny personality when facing the audience in the live broadcast room, waved his hands, and found a world with zero magic value to retire without any nostalgia.
Because he didn't want to think anymore, he chose food delivery as his new career.
The audience in his live broadcast room wailed one after another. He retired and retired. Occasionally, he would make a copy for them to see!
A year later, just when the audience in all dimensions had become accustomed to the daily routine of delivering food in the live broadcast room of the once most powerful anchor, the remaining three or two loyal fans suddenly saw that Chen Jue had received a delivery order to [Vampire's Lair].
[Vampire Lair], a C-level dungeon, is surrounded by piranha swamps and ghost forests. It is located in the western fantasy plane. There are also B-level dungeons [Mountain of Dragons], A-level dungeons [Peaceful Village of the Brave] and many other intermediate and high-level dungeons on the same plane. The entire plane is famous for its harsh environment, inability to skip classes, and extremely high frequency of dungeons, which has driven many new and old players crazy.
But for Chen Jue, who has played dungeons for fifty years, the path from the entrance to the plane, through the piranha swamp, through the ghost forest, and finally to the vampire lair is probably more familiar than his journey home.
Fans couldn't help but widen their eyes, but they didn't dare to have high expectations... After all, Chen Jue obviously didn't want to return to the world of unlimited flow.
But!
They never expected that Chen Jue's determination to retire and retire would be defeated by his dedication to five-star reviews!
Fans immediately rushed to tell each other, and the same sentence spread across thousands of planes - that man is back!
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"You have received a new order. A customer in [Wizard Alley] placed an order for [Normal Human Tears]"
The BOSS of the next door dungeon [Strange House] is scaring this group of new players, but the old antique door has been broken into.
It was about to get angry - how dare extra humans break in!
Chen Jue hurriedly slapped the BOSS flat: "I'm sorry, your fireplace is a shortcut. Time is tight and the task is heavy, so I can use a way."
Danmaku laughed loudly: "Boy, do you know who beat the last boss of [Monster House] until he lost all his strength and turned into a low-level elf?"
"You have received a new order. A customer from [Yucheng No. 1 Middle School] placed an order for a [Sketch Set]."
Players were suffering in the S-level dungeon [Seven Strange Tales: Escape from Fishing City No. 1 Middle School], but suddenly they saw a stranger wearing a takeout uniform riding an electric bike in.
Players: "??? Is this right?"
Barrage: "Oh, Yucheng No. 1 Middle School, um, I'm back home. It might be a little difficult to replace someone else, but Chen Jue has beaten seven hidden endings in this dungeon, and he still maintains the speed record of this dungeon. Getting in and out of Yucheng No. 1 Middle School is probably not as difficult as him going to deliver food in the city center during the evening rush hour, okay?"
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One sentence summary: There is no mind that can think, only the will to deliver food!
Note: This sentence is adapted from the game "Hollow Knight" - there is no mind that can think, no will that can be surrendered... I forgot about it later.
Intention: It is gold, sooner or later it cannot be hidden
Reader comments
They didn't even come in from retirement, they were specially recruited [Calico Cat Head][Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Teacher, when will you come back to update the article? [Shy]
Quick. . . Even. . . Okay. . .
The teacher's writing is really full of the beauty of reason and logic. I really like your writing style and the refreshing feeling based on realistic logic... It's really enjoyable. I hope the teacher can continue to write, and I also wish the teacher can continue to be happy in the writing process!
They didn't even come in from retirement, they were specially recruited [Calico Cat Head][Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Teacher, when will you come back to update the article? [Shy]
Quick. . . Even. . . Okay. . .
The teacher's writing is really full of the beauty of reason and logic. I really like your writing style and the refreshing feeling based on realistic logic... It's really enjoyable. I hope the teacher can continue to write, and I also wish the teacher can continue to be happy in the writing process!