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Pre-collection of "Full Level Green Tea Enters the Thriller Game", "Sand Sculpture Alpha Thinks He is Beautiful, Strong and Miserable", please collect it~
Xi Zhen is an unstoppable school bully. He thought he would be transformed into an A, but unexpectedly traveled to the future and found that he was transformed into an O. He even married the school sweetheart. He was so sweet that others envied him. He had two children for three years and still had one child in his belly. He was about to pay a family planning ticket!
This can be tolerated!
Xizhen fought back and ran directly with the ball!
Then the school idol husband took him home and marked him over and over again...
In this way, Xizhen's resistance failed, and she also suffered from pheromone dependence. When she saw her husband, the school idol, she blushed and her heart beat.
Just when he was about to accept his fate, he wore it again!
Oh yeah, fuck the three-year-old couple, fuck the Planned Parenthood fine!
He wants to be a happy single school bully A!
Demining: An ordinary campus cookie, not a paranoid and dark attack.
Copywriting of "Full Level Green Tea Enters Thriller Game":
Jiang Wu enters the horror game, and every time he encounters a group of protagonist template teammates, they are powerful, lonely, cynical, or cold-blooded.
Only Jiang Wu will always play the role of green tea in the team.
When his teammate chopped off the monster's head with a knife, Jiang Wu trembled: "The monster is so cute, why do you want to kill it?"
Teammate: "..."
When the young couple in the team was injured, Jiang Wu's eyes turned red and he said to the girl: "If I were here, I would never let the young lady lose a hair."
Boy: "?"
When his tank teammate narrowly escaped death by luring monsters and lay dying on the ground, Jiang Wu took out a useless bandage and sobbed, "I'm here to save you."
Teammate: "Fuck, don't stop him from drinking medicine!"
Every time, all teammates gnashed their teeth in hatred towards Jiang Wu until they discovered——
There was no food and when everyone was about to starve to death, Jiang Wu took out the deliciously roasted monster meat and said, "Guaiguai is so cute, of course I have to eat more."
The young couple once again faced a desperate situation of life and death. The boy did not hesitate to push the girl into the abyss. Jiang Wu, who looked frightened next to him, stretched out his clean hand and pulled the girl back.
The tank mate finally had no time to drink the medicine and his health bottomed out. He thought he was going to die soon. A long bandage flew over and tied him up into a mummy. Then his plummeting health started to recover little by little.
Teammates: "???"
Jiang Wu laid down his injured teammates in a row on the ground and faced the extremely terrifying dungeon boss alone: "Lie down and don't get hurt again."
Copywriting of "Shadow Alpha Thinks He's Beautiful, Strong and Miserable":
Alpha and Omega have remained friends since they got married.
Alpha is cold on the outside but anxious in his heart
After thinking about it for a long time, I thought the problem was with my personality.
So I worked overtime to create a fashionable character for myself.
There happened to be a car accident, and when I woke up from a coma, I took the person I created as real.
So, on the first day after waking up, he dyed his hair white
The next day, he went to the battlefield single-handedly and turned the tide with his own strength.
On the third day, while vomiting blood, I held Omega's hand and weakly warned: In the first autumn after I left, when the golden leaves float in front of you, that means I have returned to you.
Omega: You just had a tooth pulled, so wake up!
Intention: Life is only a few decades, happiness is the most important thing, cherish your time and enjoy your youth!
