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*Self-guided love brain irritability attack × Unconscious tea cute love little Taoist priest*
Ning Ci was extremely talented in metaphysics, but his master calculated that he was destined for disaster and needed to be in contact with people with pure Yang physiques to survive.
So he went down the mountain for the first time after completing his studies, looking for his own life-saving elixir.
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Ning Ci found the school grass building and fought for the crossing. Rumor has it that the school president has a bad temper and no one dares to offend him.
Ning Ci: Can I kiss you? Otherwise, you can touch me.
Lou Zhengdu: ... Take medicine when you are sick. I won't beat you for your cuteness.
Ning Ci was upset, but it was hard to violate destiny, so he classified this person as irredeemable and decided to find the next life-saving elixir.
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Lou Zhengdu's temper has become even more grumpy recently. The newly transferred little bumpkin not only no longer wants to be his follower, but also spends the whole day on the basketball court, looking for the tough guy with wide eyes.
As his nineteenth birthday approaches, Lou Zhengdu suddenly sees strange things.
Ning Ci ignored the past grudges and kindly helped him drive away. Unexpectedly, he was scooped up and put on the bed.
Lou Zhengdu coughed lightly and said, "To ensure my safety, come over and sleep with me!"
After thinking for a while, he added awkwardly: "A kiss is fine."
Ning Ci: "Still not..."
Lou Zhengdu became anxious: "Then just kiss me twice! Don't push yourself too far!"
Ning Ci: "..."
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The younger brothers discovered that their eldest brother had been studying very hard recently, and thought he was possessed by evil spirits. "Brother Lou, don't you hate reading the most?"
Lou Zhengdu had a happy look on his face, "Aci said, if you advance to ten, you can touch your hand, and if you advance to twenty, you can kiss your face. People like you who don't have a boyfriend won't understand."
Brother: "???"
Instructions for use:
①A metaphysical novel that is not scary at all, focusing on falling in love and getting into trouble. It can be eaten as a bedtime cookie to keep you from falling asleep.
② The metaphysics part is non-professional and uses private nonsense, so please don't be too strict~
③Believe in science: D
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"Shen Ming Taobao Store"
Anhe is a destitute god who wakes up in a powerful modern socialist country. When he wakes up, he hears that animals are not allowed to become spirits.
An He expressed his grievance: But I am not a spirit, I am a god Q_Q
He had no choice but to work hard to learn new technologies in the new era. In order to make a living, he became... A Taobao store owner.
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There is a severe drought in a certain place, and the silly son of the landlord feels sad when he sees the rising weather forecast. He accidentally browsed the online shopping software and saw a strange product.
The cover of the product is extremely simple, with a line of big black words on a white background - "Can do anything"
The farming man knocked on the customer service: The corn in the field is dying of drought. Can it be saved?
The other side quickly replied: Yes.
Brother Zhongtian watched helplessly as the customer service sent a product jump link: [Move the Wind and Call the Rain]
Brother Farming: "...?"
The National Anti-Fraud Center can't cure you, can it?
Later...
Later, a strange Golden Crown-level store became popular.
Food guide:
The Shenming Taobao store can really do anything, including but not limited to services such as calling for wind and rain, sweet Meng Po soup, and dream construction workers eating dream tapirs.
Intention: Constantly strive for self-improvement.
