I Woke up and Became a Bamboo Horse Wife

Copywriting 1: When Song Xiu woke up, he found the bamboo horse he had grown up with sleeping on his pillow, and he was sore all over! Song Xiu was confused: "What's going on? Am I not an Alpha? Why am I pregnant?" Zhou Lin, who was woken up, explained slowly: "You suddenly changed from Alpha to Omega yesterday, and you cried and asked me..." Song Xiu blushed and threw the pillow into Zhou Lin's face: "Stop talking!" He happily prepared to be Zhou Rin's prospective wife. When he opened his eyes the next day, Zhou Rin was confused and said: "Who do you call husband?" Song Xiu: "???" You don't recognize anyone when you put on pants, right? ===== Copywriting two: The IS team disbanded, jungler Zhou Lin announced his retirement, and fans cried bitterly. When a reporter asked him what he planned to do in the future, he smiled brightly at the camera: "Inherit the family business." Fans who were spoiled by Zhou Lin thought he was joking and shouted "Husband, I will support you". But the next day—— The news that Zhou Lin inherited Zhou's tens of billions of fortune made headlines. Etc! Is it the Zhou family whose every move caused a shock to the stock market? Fan: Are there really rich people out there to experience life? ? ? Give us back the tears! In the evening, Zhou Lin appeared live for a 1v1 with his former teammates. Fans heard a familiar voice coming from his room: "Alin, hand me your pajamas! I forgot to bring them in when I took a shower!" Fans:? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! Zhou Lin took a deep breath and said to her friend in the game: [Do you have a wife? Teammate:? ? ? Zhou Lin: I do! 886! Teammate:? ? ? Zhou Lin quickly resolved the battle. His teammates gritted their teeth looking at his 5/0/0 record. He waved to the camera coolly: "I'm going to bed with my wife! Goodbye singles!" Fans: Gan! PS: 1. The unruly rich second generation engages in adultery with a young master x an upright academic master pretending to be serious. 2. Two worlds, one is about giving birth to a child and the other is about e-sports love. Received in advance "Perverted Husband Will Never Die [Through the Book]" Copywriting 1: "I want a divorce!" Si Yuan took the roses and prepared to spend the third anniversary with Xiang Miao, but received a divorce application from Xiang Miao at the dinner table. Si Yuan was innocent and painful: "Why? Am I not treating you well?" Xiang Miao gritted his teeth: "Haha." Xiang Miao had an unspeakable secret. He had to marry Si Yuan because he was a killer and was sent by the organization to assassinate Si Yuan. However, Si Yuan could not die! On their wedding day, Xiang Miao tried to put poison in Si Yuan's wine, but it turned into a poison for no apparent reason, causing Xiang Miao to almost die on the bed. At the dinner party, Xiang Miao tried to push Si Yuan down from the second floor, but the two ended up flirting in the attic, and were discovered by everyone, praising their relationship as a husband and wife. On their honeymoon, Xiang Miao wanted to throw Si Yuan into the sea and drown him, but when he came to his senses, the two of them were doing unspeakable things in the sea! After three years of marriage, he, a top killer, failed to complete his mission and was diagnosed with waist injury and excessive kidney failure! It doesn't matter if this task is not completed! He wants a divorce! He wants to resign! Copywriting 2: Si Yuan suddenly transformed into a book and became a wealthy boss. Only by successfully capturing the target person can the system let him go home. His life is in danger every day. The person who wants to take his life and the target is actually the same person - his wife - Xiang Miao! Si Yuan looked at the soft and weak little killer in front of him and sneered in his heart. However, in the next second, his head was clamped by Xiang Miao's muscular thighs, and his neck was suddenly twisted. Si Yuan thought before he died - Good legs! Back to the scene again, Si Yuan tried his best to survive, but Xiang Miao was much stronger than him, and even if he avoided it, he would die. When Xiang Miao's thigh attacked again, Si Yuan fought to the death—— He pinched Xiang Miao's butt. Xiang Miao suddenly changed from a cold killer to a ripe peach. The thigh holding his head felt so weak that she was riding on his shoulders: "You are perverted!" Si Yuan raised the corners of his lips: "Honey, you are so proactive. Let's use this posture tonight." [The killer but an emotional idiot is the victim of x and the unlucky guy has to be the pervert to attack] Intention: Childhood sweethearts, growing old together