In the last life, the bug-level milk god Jiu Tianzun was skilled in the art of brewing wine to restore blood, cure diseases and quell grievances. When all the milk gods were hugging their thighs, he went upstream and became the third in command of the heaven. He said harsh words:
Huh, backer? I only rely on heaven to reincarnate!
As a result, he was immediately slapped in the face and body.
Reborn in the human world, Lingjiu is determined not to be the battle milk king again.
Be a salted fish, open an unprofitable shop, survive on three meals a day, brew some wine for yourself in your spare time, and preferably have a thick thigh to protect her from the wind and rain!
Later, Lingjiu really met a thigh! Although the thighs were ordinary and a bit thin in comparison, Lingjiu felt very friendly.
It doesn't matter if it's thinner, it's a good leg if it can cover her!
She happily hugged it and pretended to poke it unintentionally: "I heard that it feels better when you hold it with thick legs."
Thighs thoughtfully.
[The Legislator who protects the shortcomings x the salted fish milk god = a double shadow family in heaven]
Concept: Imagine the happiness of not working?