"What would happen if you didn't become an immortal?"
"Have you not become an immortal? You probably sit in the sun every day and listen to the chirping of the birds in the forest."
"Well, this is what you should do with your lazy temper. This is your style."
"But I want to become an immortal, I want to see the great mountains and rivers of the world, I want to..."
"That's all, let's not mention it. How can we know what will happen in the future? It's better to find a grassy place to sleep on now, which is in line with the character of my tree..."
Intent: Funny and light-hearted