Even Shura Field and Crematorium Can't Accommodate Me.

*Shadiaoxiang plot text [One-sentence copy: There is no ex-husband in the world, but with too many books, ex-husbands have been created one after another and one after another... Copywriting: On the day Mo Jingchun was laid off, the gongs and drums in Shuling's work hall were noisy and firecrackers were blasting. Because the book that has been on the list for more than ten years, "The Tyrant's Spy Doctor Concubine from MI9", is finally finished! Mo Jingchun, who plays the heroine in the book, was urged by the system to find another job quickly. She was shocked to find that the world had changed. Time travel has become an old joke, jumping off a cliff is scorned by others, and amnesia has ruined the streets; "I'll laugh with you drunkenly for thirty thousand times without complaining about my sorrow" no one chants anymore; Even when she danced around in circles and sang "Jiangnan" at the beginning, people would think she was old-fashioned. She, the heroine of ancient novels about strong women, was confused. Mo Jingchun was looking for a job in a popular popular book, but failed repeatedly. *In the Shura scene: She diligently conquered the four male protagonists, carefully covered her waistcoat, and finally had the exciting moment of falling out of control. I saw the evil boy and the young master of aristocratic family raised his eyes slightly: Oh. Rough Man Ranger & Cool Immortal Lord: Oh? Reader: Oh? System: Treasure, it seems that the situation has overturned. Let's escape and exchange books? *Chasing Wife Crematorium text: She drew her sharp knife out of its sheath and glared at the system: "I will be laid off when I am laid off. Why should I be sent to the crematorium!" System (trembling): "Instead of sending you to the crematorium, let the male protagonist be cremated." Mo Jingchun: "I understand." Thus, the novel begins: the heroine builds a crematorium on the ground and cremates the hero on the spot. Complete book. System (covering face in pain): Just run away. --- Mo Jingchun, a migrant worker, was distraught: Why do I get overturned every time? System: I guess... Why don't you go deal with your ex-husband first? Mo Jingchun: Which one? The system sympathized: Everyone. From the immortals and demons to the generals and princes, they all came after them with their worlds! Several worlds merged—— When the people in the court see the immortals, their outlook is shattered; Xianxia was shocked when he saw west Huan. The male protagonists who had once been unable to defeat her suddenly fell in love with her to death. Their eyes were red and their hearts were filled with pain, "You said you love me, then who are they?" The dragons from the east and west fought for three hundred rounds, "Tell me, who is your favorite dragon!" The tyrant stood with his hands behind his back and snorted coldly, "I am her first wife. As long as I die, you will be the concubine after all!" The system clapped excitedly: This prosperous age is as you wished, you have finally reached the Shura Field and Crematorium! Mo Jingchun (vicissitudes of life): The book is finished, what's the use of completing it? Mo Jingchun suddenly transformed and became the richest man in the world without cp channel—— She builds a bridge for mortals to obtain supernatural powers. "If people want to learn to cultivate immortals or learn magic, they can come to us to sign up. A group of five people will get a discount of 300 taels." She promotes trade between the East and the West, "the lowest prices in the world, tea from the East, magic wands from the West, limited time offers, prices will rise the day after tomorrow!" She finally realized that all things are inferior, only career is high! Reading guide: 1. I have a lot of personal stories, and my writing style is a serious sketch with a plot; 2. No slicing, all members have single-arrow heroines, and the heroine's career is approved; 1v1 in the process, no cp in the ending; ---- Pre-released article: "The junior sister says she is the heroine" Copywriting Xue Lingzhi is transformed into the heroine of a novel about cultivating immortals. As a junior sister, she is loved by the immortals. But before a few good days passed, the master brought back another little junior sister. * On the first day after entering the school, the junior sister found Xue Lingzhi. The little junior sister smiled: Senior sister, I am the heroine, please give me back everything that belongs to me. Xue Lingzhi:? Junior sister: We are all characters in a book. I am the heroine, and you are just a vicious supporting girl. But you have robbed the favor of my master and senior brothers, my luck, and my male protagonist. Now that I am reborn, please give all of this back to me. Xue Lingzhi:? ? She scratched her head, wondering, she didn't know anything about it. That's fine, she can be a supporting actress. Not long after, Master brought back another little junior sister. The new junior sister smiled: Senior sister, I am the heroine of this book. The heroine took away my luck and bullied me. I am reborn this time to take revenge and take back everything. Please step aside. Xue Lingzhi: Then who am I? That's all, she decided to be a passerby who had nothing to do with her, and survived until the last moment under the attack of the reborn heroine and the supporting actress. * Not long after setting the flag, the male protagonist appeared. The male protagonist is very strange, except that Xue Lingzhi loves him so much that he loves him to death. The handsome-looking young man is inexperienced in the world, innocent but evil, powerful and cunning, and his actions often make people angry. He joined the apprenticeship and officially became a junior fellow apprentice, one senior sister at a time. Senior sister, can I steal this chicken? Senior sister, can I kill this person? Senior sister, can I destroy this sect? Senior sister, can I change my path to magic? Every day, my whole body happily exudes the aura of "Senior Sister, I'm back fooling around again." Once, he completely annoyed Xue Lingzhi, and she decided to ignore him for the rest of her life. That night, Xue Lingzhi opened the quilt and saw a naked young man. The young man showed two small tiger teeth, smiled obediently, and turned over to reveal the fishing line running through his body. Several ends of the fishing line were stuffed into Xue Lingzhi's hands. Young man: Senior sister, I made myself into a string puppet. From now on, you will be in charge of every move I make. Don't ignore me, okay? Xue Lingzhi:! ? Xue Lingzhi realized that his junior brother might be a crazy person! So, she ran away and he chased her, but she couldn't fly. Young man: If you run away again, I will tie you to my belt; if you hide, I will turn the world upside down to find you; if you dare to like others, I will kill everyone in the world, so that no one can like you. Xue Lingzhi:! ! ! People all over the world: And what did I do wrong? At this time, the junior junior sister and the new junior junior sister appeared in the wind, their momentum was like a rainbow, and threw a sword manual to Xue Lingzhi: Practice! Xue Lingzhi turned the book tremblingly: If there is no man in your heart, draw your sword and become a god; in the first sword recitation, kill your sweetheart first! Xue Lingzhi said: It's over, it's over, I feel like I won't live long! QAQ The male protagonist who is crazy about the beautiful young man who seeks to conquer himself × the female protagonist who is a desperate and unjust woman. The essence is the story of a young senior sister who was wronged. Reading Guide 1. A serious and nonsensical story; 2. The demining that can be thought of at present: the junior sister and the new junior sister have special identities, so they have a lot of roles, and they may be equal to the male host. Purpose: Do good deeds and don't ask about the future