Pre-released article: "I had sex with the best actor dog"
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Shi Ying passed through the book, transformed into a fat and ball-like fake daughter, who was dependent on her adoptive parents, and finally became cannon fodder.
After learning the plot, Shi Ying took the initiative to leave her adoptive parents' home and find her biological mother.
Then Shiying discovered that she could talk to her body.
When it was time to eat the big chicken drumsticks after the meal, her stomach spoke: "Didn't the top of the chicken drumsticks be cleaned? There was a lot of chicken poop, lump after lump, and it was as yellow as daddy."
The cardiovascular and cerebrovascular system then said: "Yes, that's right, it's still like diarrhea."
Shi Ying, "... Ugh——"
With 'them' such dedicated supervision, Shi Ying lost weight.
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Shiying can not only hear the sounds from the uncomfortable parts of her body, but also the sounds of others.
The big star's vocal cords said: "I drank the wrong thing. If I can't help it, I'm going to become mute. Someone save me!"
The rich man's mind said: "I'm so tired. If you don't let me sleep, I'm going to die."
The great writer's ring finger said: "There is a piece of glass stuck in my body. It hurts so much."
Shi Ying helped them solve the problem, and Shi Ying became rich.
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"I told you there is a great doctor in Xinmin District."
"Really? Which hospital?"
"No, she's not in the hospital."
"Oh, where is her clinic address?"
"It's not a clinic, she runs a fruit shop."
"………………?!"
Passerby A: "Feeling sick to your stomach? I will recommend you a top doctor, Shi Ying from Nuanquan Psychiatric Hospital. I guarantee you will treat her once. You will only recognize her as a doctor for the rest of your life."
Passerby B: "Damn it, I have a stomachache, not a mental illness! Get out!"
Later, passerby B said: "Brother, my legs have been cramping recently. The doctors at Nuanquan Hospital are all full. Can you help jump in the queue and get a seat? No matter how much it costs!"
"You have leg cramps and you're not mentally ill. Why don't you go to a hot spring? Get out!"
"Brother, brother, brother, I was wrong. Is it okay that I was wrong?"
Shi Ying lost weight and became more beautiful, became richer and more famous, and was even attracted by the handsome, wealthy, calm and considerate son of the richest man...
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Pre-released article: "I had sex with the best actor dog"
Movie king Qu Nanlou accidentally became a large pet dog, and its owner is Gu Mian, a little-known makeup artist.
Other people's dogs are kept as pets.
Gu Mian's dog is a nanny.
The dog came to urge her to eat.
The dog had to coax her and cuddle her when she was sick.
Oh, and when she's in a good mood, she has to be sucked by the dog...
After a while, Qu Nanlou finally returned to his human form. He immediately asked his assistant to call Gu Mian to settle the score with her!
Gu Mian had a slight cold when she came to see him, and coughed a few times when the air conditioner blew.
Qu Nanlou, who had been grinding his teeth to settle accounts before, felt his heart tightening. He went to the medicine cabinet to get the cold granules she was used to drinking, mixed it with warm water, and fed it to her mouth: "Here, open your mouth and drink the medicine."
Gu Mian: "...?"
Seeing that she didn't drink, Qu Nanlou took a sip with familiarity, licked his lips, put the cup to her mouth again, and patiently coaxed: "It's not bitter, it's sweet. Drink it, and your illness will be cured."
Gu Mian: "?!"
The eyes of the broker and assistant next to him dropped to the floor.
Is this man with a strong boyfriend power in front of him really the actor Qu who has been rated by hundreds of millions of fans as 'the most noble, coldest, and with an aura of asceticism all over his body'? !
Intention: Love life, love life
