[Comprehensive] the Fake Writer Wants to Drag Me to Death for My Love

As a senior secretary who has served for more than two years, I can confidently say that I know a lot about literary giants. Even the scene where Akutagawa-sensei is dragged to take a shower by Kyoka-sensei, I have seen it no less than ten times. But I have never heard Akutagawa-sensei call Dazai-sensei 'Mr. Dazai', but Dazai-sensei kept saying 'Akutagawa-sensei' in my ears five out of ten times all day long. Teacher Atsushi will not turn into a big tiger, although I have been jealous of his tiger skin shawl for a long time. Although Momiji-sensei is just as good-looking as a woman, Momiji-sensei is indeed a male. So, this person must be cheating on me, right? I looked at the black-haired young man in front of me suspiciously. However, the other person looked at me innocently. "Oh, by the way. You just said your name, but I didn't hear it clearly." "My name is Dazai Osamu, would you like to die with me, young lady?" "... Excuse me, where is your red wig?" "?" If you're not red-haired, you're still a donkey. I say I'm Osamu Dazai! I'm not that easy to lie! (Because some of the main memes of the sister group were plagiarized, and then the plagiarists pretended to be innocent, disgusting things happened. I will start recording the pre-received memes from today. If I forget the specific time, I will start from today. ——Stay on 2020/05/18) Concept: The collision between Wen Lian and Wen Ye