Who I am? I am Yan Ruyi, the small boss of the largest pornographic enterprise in Colorful Country.
And him? He's just a little guard who sold himself to me, and he's still a little guard with a bunch of oil bottles.
I am willing to look at him and laugh at him, but he still dares to teach me a lesson? He counts the onion.
I always thought I met a meek, somewhat picky man. I always thought I met a sad but strong man.
But I was wrong. What I met was a liar who told lies without blinking an eye.
Who I am? I am Yan Ruyi, you can deceive me, but be prepared to suffer my devastating attacks at any time.
Are you ready?