[Paranoid loyal dog vinegar attack x narcissistic long-haired beauty queen]
[Daily update at 21 o'clock in the evening] [Key point: Long-haired sufferer! Crazy criticism and good attack!
Copywriting 1
Wake up.
Lying in the hospital bed, Jian Songchu discovered that not only had she lost her memory of the past five years, but she also gained a cheap husband for no reason.
He dialed the phone tremblingly.
With just a beep, the phone was quickly picked up by the other party.
The man's low-pitched and sexy voice came from the other end of the phone, "Miss me?"
As soon as the voice came out, Jian Songchu was so shocked that goosebumps fell all over his body.
This is too sour! Help! The ears are getting pregnant!
Jian Songchu trembled and opened her lips, "... You, are you my husband? I have lost my memory. I am in the hospital now. Can you come and pick me up?"
Man: "????"
Within ten minutes, the man rushed to the scene and helped Jian Songchu handle all the matters after the car accident.
Jian Songchu stared at the other party's extremely familiar face, and his originally rosy face suddenly turned pale.
#What should I do if my wife wakes up as my mortal enemy? Is it too late for me to faint again? #
Copywriting 2
A rising director has been married to a billionaire CEO for five years.
In order to promote her new movie, Jian Songchu gritted her teeth and accepted the invitation to a love variety show.
After losing her memory, Jian Song first heard that she was going to appear on a love variety show with her arch-enemy.
He immediately refused three times in a row: It's so funny, whoever falls in love with whomever is on this variety show, I won't do it!
The next second, Jian Songchu's face changed quickly when he saw the astronomical liquidated damages.
Jian Songchu: Damn! What a black-hearted program group! For money, just take it!
Rumor has it that Boshi's president has a handsome face that blinds netizens for nothing. Not only does he have a bad temper, but he is also frigid. He doesn't love anyone except his own wife.
Nicknames given by others: strict wife control, cold-faced King of Hell.
And Jian Songchu, who has never been exposed to the public eye, immediately attracted a lot of curiosity from netizens.
*Before the broadcast, netizens ridiculed it.
[Laughing, what kind of persona does the CEO have to dote on his wife? Waiting for a slap in the face! ]
[I hope everyone knows that any so-called 'model couple' appearing on love variety shows is equivalent to losing their house]
*After the show started airing, netizens exclaimed, "It smells so good."
[Fuck, fuck, fuck, I was wrong, I was wrong, my lady is so beautiful! ! Let me kneel down and lick it! ]
[Damn it, this CEO looks like a husky in front of his wife, his eyes really want to stick to the little beauty]
[Woo, kdlkdl, can the program team not turn off the lights at night? Is there anything that we paying users cannot watch? ! ]
Jian Songchu, whose mind wandered from time to time during the variety show, stared at the man's busy figure and marveled, "This guy is really not possessed by a ghost???"
Bamboo Horse x Bamboo Horse
① Two-way secret love, healing cookie, relaxing, biological mother, impossible to abuse! ! !
Same-sex marriageable background, no children.
②Gong is sick and paranoid. After he met Shou, he slowly began to learn how to love someone correctly, and it was also in order to be able to be with Shou that he became better and better.
In the past, Shou always thought that Gong hated him. In fact, those seemingly annoying behaviors were all because Gong didn't know how to love others at the beginning.
But when she woke up from amnesia, she saw Gong, a perfect companion who had been 100% trained.
③If you refuse ky, start with me.
④The copywriting has been changed, the new copywriting is 2022.3.18
————Pre-collection dividing line
"Become a heartthrob in the love drama"
The blind beauty who knows how to act coquettishly gets fucked by the ascetic jealous cumshot who can drive with her eyes
[BL Love Variety Show, All Guests Single Arrow Acceptance]
Zui Ran, a well-known beauty in the entertainment industry, can do anything and is the most natural.
As the youngest member of the family, he is loved by all.
My grandfather is a scientist, my grandmother is a well-known calligrapher, my father is the richest man in Beijing, my mother has passed away, and she has a brother who is a CEO who shows off his younger brother.
Zui Ran, who was born in such a family, is a complete loser. He is afraid of being loved and loves to cry. He also likes to act coquettishly. He really interprets the word "jeong" to the extreme.
He is obviously face-blind and can't remember anyone's face, but he is also a perfect face-controller.
Because he was so good at controlling his appearance, he resolutely entered the entertainment industry, admiring handsome men and beautiful women, and did not want to be famous at all.
He doesn't care about the negative comments and insults directed at him online. Whenever he wants to operate normally, his family can pave the way for him.
There are only two reasons for the black fans to scold him.
First, Taizuo!
Second, go fishing around and call "brother" when you see a handsome guy.
One day, an invitation from a boy-to-boy love show hit Zui Ran on the head.
In order to feast his eyes on his appearance, he resolutely participated in this unprecedented and unprecedented male-to-male live variety show that combines all the movie kings and CEOs with super good looks. He planned to be a background board and accept the blame.
As a result, he accidentally became the darling of the entire variety show because of Taizuo.
I was obviously scared to death when I participated in the haunted house adventure, but I still followed the arrangement of the program team and rushed to the first place while crying;
He obviously loves to be clean, but when someone asked him to go to the muddy ground as a joke, he took off his shoes and stepped in without even changing his protective gear;
Obviously I am most afraid of pain. Even if I am injured, I still have to endure the pain with tears and insist on finishing the game without dragging down my teammates...
The audience exclaimed: It smells so good! My wife is posting!
Guests: He calls me 'brother', he must like me!
*Before the show starts
Netizen: Zui Ranzui, go away! Others are free!
*After the show starts
Netizen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you stinky men, don't touch my drunk wife!
But someone who only participated in this variety show just to be intoxicated finally couldn't bear it any longer. He grabbed someone who was flirting with women everywhere, forced him back into the corner, and gritted his teeth.
"You fucking show me who I am!"
Zuiran stared at the other person's face, so infatuated that he held back another sentence for a long time, "... Brother?"
1. Bamboo horse
2. Same-sex marriageable, no children
3. Feel weak! If you don't love me, please don't hurt me!
4. Copywriting: 2022.4.13
Purpose: Break discrimination, be firm in your own choices, and pay attention to the mental health of minority groups