Ye Jiuqing, the eldest lady who has no worries about food and clothing and can predict the future, hates scumbag men the most, but she never expected that one day she would marry Ji Jingyao, a scumbag in the entertainment industry...
And if you want to change your destiny, you must block the opponent's knife and eliminate disaster.
Therefore, she landed in the entertainment industry with tears in her eyes——
Netizen: At first glance, it looks like a vase. If you become famous, I will eat shit!
Ye Jiuqing: Thank you for the invitation. I don't want to be famous at all. If I hadn't blocked the knife for that scumbag in time, who would have wanted to wade into troubled waters.
Little did he know, her knife turned red as soon as it was touched -
When participating in the talent show, she blocked his illegitimate child: "Don't even get close to him!"
Netizen: Wow, so cool, I like it so much!
They were filming a movie together, and she checked the wire for him: "Tie it up tight, it's dangerous!"
Netizen: Wow, so loving, I like it so much!
...
Ye Jiuqing: Well... The feeling of red is pretty good, who said you have to eat shit?
Netizen: After eating, eating... QWQ
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Ye Jiuqing's praises kept coming, and Ji Jingyao frowned. Why was it different from what he heard?
That woman clearly said:
"If you chase a car as an illegitimate person, your car will be destroyed and everyone will be killed."
"The wire is loose. If you fall, you will die immediately."
...
Ji Jingyao: I was threatened, but none of you saw it?
Netizen: What? What did you say? [Can't even hear it]
Ji Jingyao:......[Died]
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Advance copy of "I teach Chinese on a bad movie set", please accept it~
Copywriting:
Chai Xi is a scientific tyrant with perfect scores in Chinese. He fell on the podium of the gold medal in the national composition competition and fell into an entertainment novel. He became the queen of bad movies despised by the entire Internet.
The script he just received was as bad as ever. Chai Xi, who had perfect scores in composition, couldn't bear it: there was no logic at all and he could only get zero points in the exam!
Then he overhauled the script overnight——
The screenwriter burst into tears while holding the new script: Woo hoo hoo... I found a treasure QWQ
The supporting actors can't get into the role, and Chai Xi hates that iron can't make steel: isn't it just about reading comprehension! I'll teach!
Then two men, three men, two women and three women sat in a row holding small notebooks——
"When you analyze the character's motivations, you should combine it with the theme of the article and try to figure out the answer that the person who asked the question wants. Do you understand?"
"The director wants to... Ah, I understand! Thank you, Sister Xi!!"
The only male protagonist with decent acting skills also came with the script. Chai Xi said solemnly: If there is any problem, I will teach you and take care of it!
Yu Chen: I don't understand the intimate scene, can you do it?
Chai Xi: ... I suspect you are cheating on me, and I have evidence!
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Yu Chen, a second-generation celebrity who doesn't want to act and only wants to work in finance, has always only accepted bad movies in order to threaten his father.
Unexpectedly, the queen of bad movies in the crew suddenly changed her gender and began to teach the entire crew how to act.
This kind of vase actually dares to teach people to act? He dismissed it and decided to meet her.
However, practicing the truth——
People who are good at Chinese can not only teach people how to act, but also teach people how to behave.
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Purpose: Tell a short story
