A soft-spoken and soft-hearted person is attacked by X for being cold and abstinent.
When an official does not make decisions for the people, he just wants to go home and sell sweet potatoes. The original name of this article is "[Traveling through] Footed Yangchun".
At the palace night banquet, the prime minister, whose son was the top scorer in high school, was persuaded to drink a few more glasses of wine. As a result, he got drunk and scratched his face. The prime minister was once convicted and executed, but the emperor's great kindness was not implicated. However, the young prime minister, who was once famous and had a bright future, was appointed as a county magistrate in a cold and cold border area.
The delicate and frail young prime minister rushed to take office without stopping, even though he was sick with high fever and did not dare to delay the trip. As a result, he died of exhaustion on the way and was possessed by a ray of lonely soul from time to time and was reborn.
Yamen servant: "Sir, the imperial edict has arrived."
The young county magistrate, who had packed his luggage and was about to retire to the fields and forests, asked, "Are you going to dismiss me from office?"
Gong Jun: "No."
The young county magistrate frowned: If you offend your boss, go to a brothel, or beat someone in the street, you won't be dismissed?
Yamen servant: "Sir, the imperial edict has arrived again."
The little county magistrate who was riding a horse and preparing to enter the world said: "I must be dismissed from my position this time."
Gong Jun: "No."
The little county magistrate stamped his feet: "Can you bear to take bribes even if you seize civilian girls?" Is there no one in the official department?
Yamen servant: "Sir, please go out and receive the order."
The young county magistrate who was sitting in the courtroom and preparing to commit suicide by taking poison said: "I'm afraid he's going to kill me this time."
Gong Jun: "No."
The young county magistrate sighed: He has taken off all the fun, can he bully men, dominate women, and rebel without dying? I'm afraid this emperor is really a fool and cannot be saved.
Yamen servant: "Sir, Eunuch Liu personally delivers the order."
The little county magistrate lying on the bed and unable to get up said: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I want to resign."
Gong Jun: "I'm afraid not."
The young county magistrate wanted to cry but had no tears: He learned from the painful experience that he had not achieved any political achievements, so why not just let him go? This is unscientific!
Food guide:
1. It's another day to open the Yamen and go to the hall to solve the case.
2. A small county magistrate, Shou Shou, is timid every day, sometimes gets tough, and wants to resign and return to modern times. Gongjun, guess what?
3. Abuse and incompetence, still ordinary and daily.
Intention: benevolence