
Are All the Cannon Fodders Said to Be Stupid? [Wearing Books]
说好的炮灰都很蠢呢?[穿书]
by Shu Jiying (舒只影)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 258k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Du Xingyu read a certain novel recommended by a small advertisement and cried because of the cannon fodder's manipulation. But the protagonist actually believed in such a stupid and obvious trick? This is simply rubbing the reader's IQ to the ground! Du Xingyu couldn't help but sigh: With this rz wind, I can have sex with me! When he woke up, he wore it and became the protagonist of the book. The villain's love rival who slapped him in the face and tried to kill him and pretended to be an accident, succeeded! Slap the cannon fodder brother in the face who tried to drug him to cook his own rice, success! ... Consider it a success! The ex-Bai Yueguang who slapped him in the face for trying to frame him for stealing... Huh? Slap in the face the scumbag who tried to coax him with sweet words... Shen Sangye, please go away later and I will slap the cannon fodder in the face without your help. Thank you! Du Xingyu originally thought that she would dominate the whole book and become the most beautiful boy in the whole book. Never expected—— Suddenly, there was a silver tabby cat at the door of my house. It was standing at the door with its little brother, Little Orange, in its mouth, waiting for him to go out. It also kept talking about people and insisted on apologizing... I don't know why, but there is always a beautiful gem in Du Xingyu's window these days... My body suddenly became very strange. Not only could I not eat, I would also feel nauseated, dizzy, and had no energy... Du Xingyu (angry): I thought what I was wearing was a Dudanwen, but I never thought it was a Fantasy novel! You all go away, you are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China! ! ! The long-awaited Northeast dialect system: Hurry up, do you want Golden Hand Purple? If you don't want me, I can leave. It's probably just a sweet and sweet novel~ The main CP is a skinny and cowardly beauty who is very good at flirting. Ding dong ~ You have new news, please check: ○The story of giving birth to a child. ○Same-sex marriageable background. The cover was painted blindly by myself hahaha it's not cute! ========= Take a look at my CP's ancient Dan articles. Little cuties who like ancient Dan come to Kangkang Ya! Author of "Qing Ming Yin": Xichuang Bamboo Shadow I said I would come back and I would not miss the date. The sinister and affectionate miracle doctor attacks x the gentle and steady Taoist priest Come again and humbly push my pre-receipt, quickly read the article~click on the column to see it~ "I rely on fortune telling to save Lao Gong [Quick Travel]" Copywriting: The master of metaphysics Shisuhe is out of the mountain! Feng shui marriage, everything counts, exorcise ghosts and seek blessings, you can negotiate the price! Take a walk and take a look! Unfortunately, now is the era of interstellar communication, and the only person who believes in metaphysics seems to be a master. The master was not afraid of the difficulties and decided to set up a street stall and tell fortunes. Almost starved to death on the street. Life is not easy, the master sighed. In an accident, the master traveled into multiple worlds to save the world that was about to be destroyed and put the chaotic plot back on track. The passion for justice made the master resolutely choose to accept the mission! Make some money by the way. Master: Sir, your red luan star is moving, and there will be peach blossoms coming in the near future. It would be even better if there is a spiritual talisman to help... The husband held the master's hand: I know, it's you. Master: ... The handshake is another price. Master: Demon Lord, if your hall is darkened, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster. I only need one hundred taels, I can... The demon held the master's head in his arms: Don't be afraid, I will protect you. The master pulled out his head with an expressionless face: Your Majesty, please handle your own problems yourself and don't injure others. Thank you. Master: Your Highness, you are in great danger in your passing years, and a catastrophe may be imminent in the near future! But here is a tip that can... The Crown Prince smiled slightly: As long as you are by my side, I have nothing to fear. Master Pupil Earthquake: ... So what are you doing with the chains—Wait a minute? ! After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally came back through time. The Strongest Star Admiral: Are you the master who came to save this general? Come here first and let me give you a hug to see if it feels right. The master trembled and lit his cigarette: ... Destroy it, hurry up, you are tired. Concept: After experiencing various stories, the protagonist, who thought he was on a pleasant trip, suddenly realized that no matter where he is or what his identity is, he should work hard to live a good life. You have to work hard for the people who like you and the people you like.