Hello! Hello! You stinky dog, stay away from me
I don't want a dog to be my bodyguard
I can eat and sleep every day and still drool.
What evil have I done to bring you home!
Now that you have picked it up, should you be responsible for me to the end? A certain dog clung to the person in his arms a little bit. You are so beautiful, can I let you out...
Intent: lighthearted and funny