I wanted to cultivate immortality and learn swordsmanship, but as soon as I entered the sword tomb, I was chased and beaten by all the spirit swords and almost died there.
"You are the second person I have seen in all my years of life being beaten so badly by a group of spirit swords."
"You think I do! Anyway, I'm not the first!"
"The first one is me."
"Those gangsters have been able to catch you all these years and kill you. You are lucky to have met me. Do you understand?"
"You know a hammer! Don't think that I can't remember that when you fished for me, you were fishing for wine with your other hand. You were obviously just watching the fun!"
Apprentice with ordinary talents (travelers who are born to be hated by swords because their memory increases after rebirth)
Ordinary talent (Golden Pills are as numerous as dogs and Nascent Soul is everywhere and it's just a matter of time before he ascends) Swordsmanship in the God Transformation Stage (I picked up a disciple by chance) Master
First person diary nagging √
The protagonist has no CP, and there are crazy pinches and jokes about him√
Low magic writing method, not mainly writing upgrades.
Purpose: Anti-traditional immortality writing, the main purpose is to make fun of