Copy 1: When Jiang Yu was asked about her ideal type in an early interview, she said: "Being obedient, hard-working and kind, gentle and homely... Maybe, like a 'snail girl'?"
Miss Meow: Oh, Miss Meow doesn't have one, but Miss Meow has one! If you dare to bring snails back, I will bite one to death! Ouch~
Jiang Yu: Hey, wasn't that just a young and ignorant person talking nonsense back then?
There is no gentle and homely snail girl, only the irritable cat girl who destroys the house.
What else can be done? You have to take good care of the cat you picked up on your knees :)
How can snails be as good as cats? They can get bigger and smaller at the same time! You don't understand the triple pleasure of sucking a pussy and sucking a girlfriend's 'girl'!
Copy 2: Jiang Yu, a young star who has been in the industry for many years, is known as the aloof and straight man in the universe. No matter how beautiful the girl is, he won't be cold, and no matter how cute the cat is, he won't be too cute. Everyone thought the live broadcast with a cold face was because they were forced to open the business, but in fact it was just to move the cat!
When Jiang Yu didn't turn on the live broadcast (toy temptation): "Maomao, come here~"
Maomao (Cat Cat Fist attack): Victory! Don't touch me!
When Jiang Yu started the live broadcast, Maomao (rushed towards him in response to the heat): Meow meow meow~ (rubbed the corner of his clothes hard)
Jiang Yu (pretending to be calm): Then I will force you to move!
Maomao: Oh, some people will pretend to be cool in front of the camera, but who knows that secretly they are a criminal suspect trying to forcefully suck cats! She even used my aunt's heat to tie her up and suck her blood!
Jiang Yu, the shit-sweeper: Hehe, some cats will act cute in front of the camera, but who knows that privately, they are violent masters who won't let them be touched!
Purpose: Funny and cute love story