New collection of Farming Wenqiu "I don't know what my face is" - the trivial daily life of farmers in the Ming Dynasty
Boy: Young Master, Miss Saisai went to see her wife and said she didn't care about status.
A young man who was pulling weeds in the field said: Hey, poor silly woman, go back and hire a doctor for her. The consultation fees will be deducted from your wages. Don't let your wife know about it.
Boy: Huh? As soon as the lady saw Miss Saisai, she praised her beauty! We are preparing to prepare a beauty banquet for Miss Sai Sai!
A certain young man: Hey, this is Second Sister You entering the Grand View Garden. If you go back and buy her a cemetery, find a place close to mountains and rivers, it won't be considered as unfair treatment to her beautiful face. The money will be deducted from your wages, so don't let your wife know.
Boy: Huh? Um? My wife said that the young master was acting like a monster all the time, and I couldn't stop him. She had already deducted my salary until ten years later. How about you take out your private money?
Young Master: Don't even think about it, that's what I need to support my wife and have ten wives and concubines. Even if I starve to death and go begging for food again, I can't touch my wife.
A lifetime of infatuation, a lifetime of guilt. The world is difficult, I am willing to accompany you, let's pamper each other like children.
This is the life of a man and a woman in a small town. After all the troubles in the world, they just want to settle down in a corner and live their own small life. The place names and characters in the article are all fictitious and have not been studied carefully.
Alias "The Little Husband Who Traveled Through the Hostess's Family"
Reasons for participation: Improve farm tools, improve saline-alkali land, travel through women and ancient times to build a paradise
Chu Ting couldn't bear it for a moment and married the girl whose engagement was annulled.
But this wife is so capable of being a monster!
She tricked her silly brother into cutting down the bamboos in the back mountain and used them as natural tap water. The water flowed all over the yard and poured into the woodshed.
It cost 20 cents to buy pig meat, and it took more than 200 cents of flour, salt and pig fat to make it. Well, it smells bad.
Madam, it's time to take care of your husband.
What is equality between men and women? Copy the female precept ten times.
Before a certain woman consummated her marriage, she said bitterly: "Mr. Sir, did you know that there is a place where one man and one woman are monogamous for the rest of their lives, and they are not allowed to take concubines.
A certain man had a serious look on his face: "Then there must be a wife who is a loser, who can't even be a wife. No matter what the rules and customs are, human nature cannot be changed. "
A certain woman wrapped herself tightly in quilt: "You want to take a concubine? "
The man sighed helplessly: "Taking a concubine is a small matter, but spoiling a concubine and destroying your wife is not. You have such a temper that even if you have the slightest thought, you can't control it. I am busy in the office and have to look after you all the time. It is beyond my power. Don't mention concubinage anymore. You'd better take care of the reproduction of heirs and the trivial matters in the backyard! "
A certain woman threw down her quilt and cheered, wearing a pink suspender belt.
A man's face turned dark: "If you don't wear clothes that cover your body, how can you behave properly!" Women ring a hundred times! "A certain man turned around and left.
When an ordinary girl comes through time travel, she doesn't know how to heal or treat poison. I have eaten pancake fruit, but I don't have the ability to make pancakes from flour. I have eaten steamed fish and boiled fish, but I don't know whether they turned out to be grass carp, carp, or sea bass.
The male protagonist also has fierce breasts...
Concept: All marriages that are not a good match on the outside have a pair of equally matched souls.
