Introduction to the wild version (more reliable):
I have been drifting for several lifetimes, all I want is to become an adult immediately. Little brother Xia Yang, you and I are our savior!
The soul doesn't need to take a bath. As an adult, I'm still slovenly and unkempt. Baby Xifeng, I can't live without you!
I have two hearts, and I am full of heat all year round. Brother Jing, I need your cooler!
Excerpts from "A Confused Appointment":
Confusion: Between spring, summer, autumn and winter, who do you like best?
Spring:. . . (Sweat, coward)
Dong: Of course it's me. (Sweat, arrogance)
Autumn: The wife has not spoken, and the husband cannot take away her words. (Sweat, old-fashioned)
Spring: Feng, we are all equal.
Xia: No, spring is always the first of the four seasons. (Sweat, sheep)
PS This article is slow to gain steam. The heroine is a diamond kid who can't be killed by scalding, freezing, crushing or killing.