The tall and handsome Gong stood at the door: "I have been looking for you for a year and a half and finally found you."
After being looked at for a long time, I finally remembered that night a year and a half ago, and said perfunctorily: "That was an accident..."
Gong said anxiously: "No, you ran away with our biological son! I know how difficult it is for a single father to raise a child..."
Shou: "Sir, in a physiological sense, men cannot get pregnant."
Gong said seriously: "No, as we all know, men from Jinjiang can."
Shou: "Please don't be immersed in fiction, this is reality..."
Gong took out a map, pointed at a certain place and said: "Your location is surrounded by the sea on three sides and is located in Jinjiang, Quanzhou, Fujian Province. Stop struggling, you are from Jinjiang City, Fujian Province!"
Shou:……
His logic was so rigorous that I was speechless.
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The famous cartoonist Cheng Zhi got drunk at the celebration party for the completion of the cartoon. When he woke up, he spent an indescribable night with a strange man.
Cheng Zhi, who didn't care at all, went on a trip by himself and even picked up a child to go home.
Unexpectedly, a year and a half later, a strange man, Xie Qiansu, came to the door and insisted that he ran away with the ball.
Cheng Zhi: It's too difficult for me.
What's even more terrifying is that he soon discovered that Xie Qiansu was actually a loyal fan of his comics?
Cheng Zhi trembled: I promise to keep this vest tight!
The CEO who is overbearing but actually stupid attacks x well-known cartoonist
If you can't bear it, you'll have children, and you'll pick them up!
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Qiuqiu everyone Kang glanced at the pitiful pre-collection~
"Left out of the circle and top-notch online farming"
Bai Shuhan, one of the top stars of the bloody generation, made a high-profile exit on the night he received the Best Actor trophy, and has not been heard from since.
No one expected that he would live in seclusion in a small village and farm happily.
Not long after, the village chief signed a filming contract with a reality show in order to develop the economy.
He hasn't been notified yet!
Bai Shuhan, who came back from the fields with a hoe, bumped into his successor, Gu Ming, a new generation of traffic.
Bai Shuhan: Fortunately I am wearing a mask! Can't recognize me, can't recognize me, can't recognize me...
However, that night, Gu Ming went to his house and said, "Senior, I'm here to stay."
Bai Shuhan was shocked: "What do you think of my food?"
Gu Ming's face was full of innocence: "Senior, you should ask, what do I think of you?"
"The Immortal Lord is losing his character every day"
Everyone in the world of immortality knows that the Moon Immortal Lord came out of the world with a cold and proud face, as bright as the moonlight, but had no choice but to be cold-hearted and cold-natured, rejecting people thousands of miles away.
Mu Chuihan himself had something to say about this.
He was tired of playing the cold persona for hundreds of years and was about to let himself go and change his body to play in the world.
However, there seems to be something wrong with the incarnation he made with his own hands - it turned out to be a top-notch furnace body waiting to be auctioned.
Mu Chuihan: So exciting.
At the auction, he was priced at ten thousand gold and was placed in a golden cage as a gift to Lord Tingyun Ye Tingjiang.
Before meeting Ye Tingjiang, Mu Chuihan said: Forget it, we will die together, and we will be a good man again in another body.
After seeing Ye Tingjiang, Mu Chuihan's eyes lit up.
"The Immortal Lord is so handsome."
"Is the Immortal Lord getting married?"
"Immortal Lord, come on, come on, the top furnace cauldron is like a child, who knows who uses it!"
Attack angle
There are two types of people Ye Tingjiang hates the most in his life. One is like a moon-like immortal, with eyes higher than the top and people should not get close to him;
Helpless for the latter, he tasted the marrow and learned the taste, and gradually developed pity for it
Until one day he discovered that the two were actually the same person
Ye Tingjiang: I have made mistakes all these years!
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Purpose: Revitalization of Chinese comics