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As an all-female band, Zhuchu Band has always relied on the A of female lead singer Qing Xia to forcefully increase the male-to-female ratio of fans to 3:7.
She is the image representative of the best object in the hearts of fans. Regardless of whether she is straight or curved, she seems to have a charm that people can't take their eyes off.
But when it comes to feelings, Qing Xia doesn't have the coolness and determination on stage. Instead, she secretly falls in love with Wen Ruyun for several years before she dares to take action.
However, Wen Ruyun didn't know when she and another member of the band were in love with each other. She even boasted on the homepage: "I am willing to use my happiness in exchange for the happiness of Qinglan's CP."
Qing Xia gritted her teeth and said word by word: "Wen Ruyun, you drank the wrong candy."
How does it feel when the person you like consumes your own or someone else's CP, and then happily shouts, "I've had sex for real"?
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"Unhappy to Eat"
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In order to accumulate materials for new articles, Zhu Zhi traveled all over the country to check out delicious food. After being introduced by a friend, she found out that there was a good store not far from her home. The owner happened to be Ye Shengwan, who had impressed countless people on the Internet a few years ago.
On the first day, Zhu Zhi stopped Ye Shengwan in the aisle: "Boss, can I have WeChat?"
The next day, Zhu Zhi ignored the fully booked sign at the door of the store: "It's okay, I can wait."
On the third day, Zhu Zhi and his friends asked her deliberately: "Do you care about me so much?"
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My friend, who had been acting like a tool from beginning to end, finally couldn't stand it any longer: "What is going on?"
Zhu Zhi is fearless: "I'll run away after flirting with you for a week."
Zhu Zhi a week later: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I miss her so much."
Later, one day Zhu Zhi pretended to be drunk and tried to press Ye Shengwan against the wall, but the other party took the opportunity and pushed back, sending three rounds of dear greetings.
Ye Shengwan: "Is it fun to pretend to be drunk? Huh?"
Zhu Zhi was about to speak but stopped.
Ye Shengwan: "You're pretty good at running? Huh?"
Zhu Zhi wanted to talk but stopped.
Ye Shengwan: "Didn't you say you wanted to have sex with me? Huh?"
Zhu Zhi wanted to cry but had no tears.
The chef who pretends to be aloof but is really sinister × the writer who pretends to be irritable but is actually soft and cute
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