"Educated" CP:
——"If we have a past life and an afterlife, this life..."
——"Huh?"
——"... Auntie, this year... Can you give me a little more new year's money?"
——"What a beautiful thought!"
——"Ha, call me grandma? Even if you call me grandma, you may not be let go!"
——"Grandma."
——"Mom, yes, I must skin you!"
"Autumn Leaves Looking for Fun" CP:
——"The weather is so nice. Madam, would you like to go to Maple Mountain to enjoy the leaves together?"
——"No, husband, I, I want..."
——"It's rare that my wife is interested. I think it's okay."
——"No, that's not it! Put me down! I, you, you are going to be a father!"
——"What?!"
——"Don't wake up your mother, bastard! Otherwise, you won't have a sister to love you next year."
——"Does mom need to sleep more to give birth to a sister for me?"
——"Yes! Be good and go to bed by yourself. Dad will try his best to let you hold your sister as soon as possible."
——"Dad, you're lying! Last time I said I was my sister, but it turned out to be my younger brother!"
——"That's because your mother slept too little."
——"Really?"
——"Really!"
——"Okay, then, will I trust you again?"
"The sky is round and the earth is round" CP:
——"Fang Lizhou, tell me this question."
——"It's not that simple?"
——"... No."
——"What a coincidence, I don't know how to do it either."
——"..."
——"Hahahaha, I'm just kidding you!"
——"Humph!"
——"..."
Intention: After all, there is no rehearsal in life, and the past time cannot be replaced.