The Big Names Who Were Matched with Me in Those Years

President Xi, who is cold, domineering and very capable, finally couldn't bear it anymore and used all his strength to remove all the videos overnight after a video of him having sex with an actor continued to ferment on major websites for a week. Actor Xu Mu, who has had the physique of "anything can be with me" since his debut, has been ridiculed by all kinds of black fans: He is really addicted to being a prostitute, even Ji Xichen dares to provoke him, he really thinks he is a green onion! However, at this time, President Xi posted on Weibo @Xumu, "I match you. After all, it's the old cow that eats the young grass." Fans: What's going on? Isn't this the name of one of their sex videos? Xu Mu responded online: "I have been reborn. I am the old cow and you are the young grass." All the haters: what? Isn't this the name of one of their videos? Less than a minute later, the two posted their marriage certificates to each other and @ each other again! All the haters: The clown is actually me! Passers-by and fans: The CP I knocked on has a name! —————— At the Xinhuo Awards Ceremony, Xu Mu won the Audience's Favorite Actor Award for his various crazy roles. The host asked him: Do you have any tips for playing this kind of role? Xu Muxiao's Harmless: I can't talk about tricks, because I acted in my true colors. The audience in the audience thought he was making fun of themselves and laughed. The anti-fans are also preparing for a new round of attacks: they are just pretending to be X! It wasn't until three days later that Xu Mu teamed up with officials to reveal a big secret that had been hidden in the entertainment industry for many years! Audience fans + former anti-fans: Happy and happy! What a crazy beauty! Love it, love it! Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, being attacked by a gentle VS who is possessive One-sentence summary: There was a crazy person who played many crazy characters and became famous! Intention: Use hard work and sincerity to experience the joy of growth from scratch!