"This, this, this, this is simply incredible..." Eros was shocked. The apple beside his mouth rolled to the ground, stained with dust.
Hermes lowered his eyes and said calmly: "Nothing is impossible. It's that simple."
"I wouldn't be so surprised even if you said Zeus and Prometheus, but," Eros pointed to his nose, "Let me marry you, Hermes, are you mistaken?!"
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The so-called copywriting is actually something that is incomprehensible and has little to do with the content.
This sentence means:
Don't look at the lightheartedness of this article. This article is dark, very pornographic and violent... Mainly BL, slightly BG and GL.
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A Greek divine court you don't know about…