My name is Xiajiao. I was born in the last days, but I am very happy.
I have a capable adoptive father, an uncle who likes to tease people, an aunt who teaches me all kinds of knowledge, and countless uncles and aunts.
They are all my family and they are zombies.
I also have a girlfriend who likes to hold me and call me cute. She is from time travel.
Version 2.0:
According to what my adoptive father said, "Your biological mother is a bad guy. She didn't want your mother, so she threw herself into the street after giving birth to you. You can't feel bad at all."
I nodded in realization, thinking it made sense, because everything my father said was right.
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According to my uncle, the fisherman, "The zombies in our town all eat vegetables for the sake of family harmony, so you eat more vegetables like them, so that you can grow taller and become smarter."
I feel like something is wrong, but what my uncle said makes sense, so I won't be picky about food and eat more vegetables.
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According to my aunt Shang Ji, "The relationship between the two people in this small town is as chaotic as a pigsty. Maybe one day you will find that this one has an affair with that one, and then the other one cuckolds the other one."
I seem to have discovered a new world. It turns out they have an affair.
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According to my eldest daughter-in-law, Rice Ball, "Because dumplings are so cute, they are my little wife."
I looked confused and was carried on the trip like this.
Purpose: Equality