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Before Xue Lan graduated, she accidentally discovered that her marriage partner was a homosexual. She wanted to force him to sign a prenuptial agreement that would benefit her, but she was caught in bed by him first.
After sobering up, Xue Lan looked at the pretty boy lying next to him, raised his leg and kicked him to the bottom of the bed.
Two days later, the pretty girl, wearing a custom-made suit and looking like a dog, went to the Xue family to propose marriage and asked her to take responsibility.
After marriage.
Xue Lan went abroad to study, and the pretty boy plunged into the entertainment industry.
Seven years later.
Xue Lan returned to China and found Fu Xingye, the new TV star who had just announced his retirement, to discuss divorce.
Fu Xingye: "The Fu family has a family rule: only widows, no divorces. Either kill me or commit suicide, otherwise, there is no need to talk."
Xue Lan: "When did your family come up with this broken family rule? Why didn't I know about it?"
Fu Xingye: "I decided ten minutes ago."
Xue Lan: "... See you in court."
The next day, Xue Lan found that her neighbor was moving.
On the third day, Fu Xingye knocked on her door and handed her a few warm lunch boxes. He said, "If you don't want to eat them, feed them to the dogs." Then he turned and walked into the door next door.
Xue Lan, who does not have a dog, looked at the pepper beef, braised pork ribs and cola chicken wings in his arms and fell into deep thought.
*
One day, Xue Lan came across a topic on the Internet - What have you done to get a divorce?
When others are lamenting that divorce is not easy, you should keep your eyes open and cherish your freedom.
Xue Lan: After eating his food for more than thirty days, I gained six pounds.
Netizen A: What next? Divorced?
Xue Lan: No, I was sitting at the door of the kitchen watching him stew pigeon soup for me.
Netizen B: So, why did you want a divorce in the first place?
Xue Lan: He is so good-looking, which hurts my self-confidence.
Netizen C: I saw a cow in the sky. You must have blown it up.
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After the Fu family's demon king returned to China, everyone in the circle was eagerly waiting for him to make big news.
A few months later, Fu Xingye got married, and he married the domineering little princess of the Xue family.
Everyone rubbed their hands together excitedly: The fight is about to begin, start the fight quickly!
Unexpectedly, Xue Lan went abroad the next day, and two months later, Fu Xingye made his debut? !
People who eat melons: Do you know that I have so many regrets and so many expectations?
The tsundere who is cold on the outside but hot on the inside VS the handsome devil incarnate
Xue Lan wanted to be a queen, but in the end she was spoiled by someone and became a princess.
Pre-released article "Serious [Entertainment Circle]"
Concept: The world is so big, there is always someone who is just for you
