
The Black and Red Top Celestial Master Bamboo Horse Is Back
黑红顶流的天师竹马回来了
by Thoughtful Thoughts (鎏思漫漫)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 436k Words
- Chapters
- 102
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove Story
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Childhood Sweethearts
- Occult
- Rebirth
- Serious Drama
- Supernatural
- Urban
Synopsis
The nameless ghost world overlaps with reality. Once the door to the ghost world is opened and evil spirits rush into the world, the end will surely come and all life will be devastated. As the only heavenly master with the ability to seal the ghost gate, Qi Yue sacrificed himself to seal the ghost gate. The only thing he couldn't let go of was his cute, soft and beautiful little bamboo horse. His last wish is to let the Tianshi Association take care of the little bamboo horse for him. His last glimmer of consciousness lingered for a long time, but he learned that his world was a book, and his little sweetheart was a vicious villain who did all the evil things to the protagonist out of love and hatred, and ended up miserable. And he is the backdrop for providing resources and connections to the protagonist who died early. After his sacrifice, the protagonist received the Taoist inheritance he left behind and became the number one person in the Tianshi world. Countless financial bosses came to support him with money. In order to resurrect his relatives, one of the protagonist's lovers secretly opened a gap in the seal of the ghost gate. Countless evil ghosts descended into the world, and all living beings were devastated. After a bloody battle, the protagonist barely completes the seal of the ghost gate and becomes a hero who saves mankind. He is held high on the altar, gains both fame and fortune, and lives a life of luxury and wealth with his group of male and female lovers and confidants. Everyone in the world only knows the protagonist and doesn't know about Qi Yue. But his little sweetheart was blamed for opening the gap in the seal of the ghost gate and causing disaster. His reputation was ruined, and he finally jumped down from the building in despair holding the only photo of them together when they were young. Qi Yue became so filled with resentment that he turned into an evil ghost and returned to the world a few years later. He will protect his treasure by himself. ———— Gu Yunshuang is a top-notch fan on the internet, with nine out of ten fans being anti-fans and the remaining one being a brainless fan. He has always been aloof and aloof, and doesn't look good on anyone. Even if he is a big name, has poor acting skills, has plastic surgery and other negative information flying all over the world, no matter how unpleasant the online scoldings are, he can't be moved at all. Only the recently famous Heavenly Master Xue Tinghe could get some good looks from him. Gu Yunshuang's explanation for this was that Xue Tinghe and his bamboo horse were similar. But no one believed it. Everyone thinks that Gu Yun is in love with Xue Tinghe and is a shameless gay who stalks and beats Xue Tinghe. [Hehe, it's already 20xx and it's so cliche to still make friends out of nothing. I, Master Xue, am unparalleled in my elegance and elegance. Gu Niubi can find a bamboo horse with a three-dimensional image of me, Master Xue, and I will perform a handstand and eat the keyboard on the spot! [Don't mention it, the next whitewashing plan is definitely to find an actor who has a three-thirds resemblance to Master Xue to play the fake role. Sure enough, a few days later, when Gu Yunshuang was filming a variety show live broadcast at home, the doorbell rang. Opening the door, I saw a tall and tall young man who was three-thirds similar to Xue Tinghe, but more handsome and mysterious. He opened his arms and smiled brightly: "Hi, honey, I'm back, did you miss me?" That day, everyone was shocked to see Gu Yunshuang's eyes were red, and he was holding the man's collar tightly with both hands. His tone was fierce, but his voice was soft, and he was a little aggrieved and choked: "You still know how to come back? Where have you been dead all these years!" Later, the anti-fans: [Damn it, the bamboo horse double is even better than the original. Not to mention, he is even more capable. Is there any substitute like this? Please give me a dozen! [Is there a possibility that the bamboo horse substitute is the original person, and the person named Xue is the substitute? While the Internet was quarreling over who was the original person and the substitute, Qi Yue and Xue Tinghe, Qi Yue was smiling and greeting his "old friends" from the Tianshi Association. "Because you didn't follow my last words and take good care of my family, so I had no choice but to lift up the coffin board and climb back out of the grave and get in on my own. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" "..." Ghost King Gong before death and Heavenly Master vs. Fairy Cat Shou who is cold on the outside but soft on the inside 1v1, ending he ps: This story is purely fictional, you must believe in science Pre-receipt of the follow-up article 1: Mainly focused on "Obviously I'm Super Cute" Because of Tiandao's mistake, the White Tiger failed to cross the tribulation. In order to compensate him, Tiandao said to him: "I can let you be reborn in another world, where everyone is beautiful and likes cute pets. You can pretend to be cute there and trick a cat slave into a shit-sweeper." Bai Hu readily agreed. Unexpectedly, there was an accident during the journey. White Tiger went to another world. When he landed, he saw a person who was good-looking, generous and caring for small animals. He was the one. The little white tiger, who was as big as a cat, spread its short legs and walked towards the scheduled poop shoveler. He very skillfully tripped his left foot over his right foot, and rolled in front of the man in a flash. With his legs in the air, his furry belly was exposed. He tilted his cute little head and said softly and softly: "Meow?" Based on Bai Hu's past experience, this will definitely make everyone's faces bleed with blood, covering their faces and shouting: So cute! So cute! However, the watch on the hand of the scheduled shovel officer made a rapid beeping sound. The man's face was pale, as if he had seen something extremely scary, and he covered his face and screamed: Help! He ran away stumbling and rolling. White Tiger:? ? ? Before he could figure out what was going on, the entire city sounded the alarm, and people evacuated in panic. Countless mecha warships surrounded him, all aiming their guns at him. White Tiger:! ! ! An extremely handsome man fell from a mecha, wearing an ascetic military uniform, long straight legs, and cold and sharp eyes, which perfectly hit Yan Gou Baihu's heart: Ahhhh! I must make him my shit-sweeper! So he ran over, rolled around like a baby and acted cute, and hinted wildly: Look, here is the most adorable cat in the world, come and kiss it, hug it and lift it up! Everyone who was waiting carefully:... Is this really an SSS-level beast? No matter how you look at it, it seems harmless. A SSS-level alien cub suddenly appeared on Planet X, and was being monitored by the youngest and most powerful general in the alliance. The entire alliance was on alert, not at all fooled by the harmless appearance of the alien cubs. Everyone knows that S-level and above alien beasts already have intelligence, are good at disguise, and are also very cunning and cruel. Level 3s alien beasts can easily destroy a planet. Everyone waited in fear and despair to see when this strange beast would show its fangs. However, this cub has always behaved harmlessly and cutely. It eats, drinks, sleeps, bask in the sun and be stroked every day. It doesn't look like a 3S-level exotic beast. Gradually, everyone began to believe that he was just a harmless little cat, but that the optical brain detection was wrong. Until one day, the Zerg invaded, and the general was seriously injured by the Zerg in a sneak attack to cover the people's retreat. The little cat couldn't calm down anymore, and with a roar of a tiger, the mountains collapsed and the ground cracked, killing all the Zerg. Everyone: ......... It is indeed a 3s level beast. Funny white tiger attack vs. Cold plush control general Shou, White Tiger: Eat the most delicious exotic animal meat, suck the most beautiful shit-sweeper, and live a happy life. Admiral: Raise the strongest three-S exotic beast and the softest and cutest kitten, and live a happy life Pre-release of the follow-up document 2: The main subject is "After I Become an Evil God, Someone Will Always Call Me" After the protagonist died suddenly from overwork, he didn't expect to be reborn as an evil god. Protagonist (crying with joy): It's great, I don't have to go to work, I don't have to pay the mortgage, and I don't even have to eat, drink, or have sex. I can lie down and sleep until the end of the world! However, as soon as he fell asleep, he was woken up by someone A giant baby chewing on an old man who is eager to get rich: God above, please bless me with prosperity. I originally sacrificed my parents and sisters to you as sacrifices. Protagonist: The incomplete sacrifice is not perfect enough. I don't like it. The family should be in order. How can I miss you? Then the old man watched helplessly as the ghosts of his dead family members came to reunite with him, and he was so frightened that he ran to surrender overnight. A certain Phoenix male star: God above, please bless me to become famous. I am willing to sacrifice my wife and daughter to you as a sacrifice. Protagonist: I will help you. The next day, the scandal of a certain big star secretly getting married, trying to murder his wife and daughter and depriving him of his family became known all over the Internet. He also liked to mention a pair of "silver bracelets". Leader of the Evil God Cult: Evil God above, please bless us with eternal youth and immortality. These one hundred handsome men and beauties are our sacrifices to you. Protagonist: The skin is just a pink skull, but I admire your souls that exude the light of faith. Then all the believers were frightened and went crazy, crying and calling for help from the Special Security Department. So there were rumors that this evil god was so terrible that everyone who summoned him would have a bad end. The protagonist is satisfied, thinking that no one will dare to summon him anymore, right? He could finally realize his dream and sleep until the end of time. Unexpectedly, just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard the call again. The Evil God, who was very angry because he got up, rushed to the altar and found that the person calling him this time was actually a group of besieged special security troops. Special Security Department: The great God of Justice, please bless us and all the hostages to get out alive and safe. As for the sacrifices, well, I heard that you don't like raw soul meat, so we don't have time to prepare them. When we get back alive, we will serve you the best incense as soon as possible, as well as spicy soup, fried chicken skewers, beer, Fat House Happy Water... Protagonist:... Boss of the Special Security Department: If you are still not satisfied, how about adding me? I have a slim waist and long legs, I am as beautiful as a flower, I am energetic and live a good life, and I will definitely satisfy you. Protagonist:... It's so outrageous. However, his heart was violently moved. #On how I changed my profession from the God of Evil to the God of Justice# Purpose: Be a good person




