The Eastern Depot Needs Talent Like You

Chi Ning is a powerful eunuch who controls the imperial court, the kind the civil officials describe as “vicious and two-faced, destined for a horrible death.” He has few ambitions in life, except that from a young age he has loved adopting sons. There’s the old scholar who repeatedly fails the exams and is already feeble with age; the impoverished top scholar whose talent is all but gone; the Embroidered Uniform Guard under the control of the Eastern and Western Depot. Even the young and adorable little prince foolishly says, “Linlin, I’ll make you my godfather.” Later, the scholar becomes fabulously wealthy, the top scholar becomes the youngest grand secretary, and the little prince ascends the throne. Outsiders assume these powerful men must hate the dead eunuch who forced them to be his sons and want him dead. But, as it turns out... “Father, when will you leave the palace and retire? We’ve already built you a pavilion and gardens.” “Father, someone in court submitted a memorial insulting you today. I’ll have him impeached to death!” “With Linlin here, I can finally rest easy.” Chi Ning, surrounded by children and still living in glory, has another wild idea one day and decides to adopt a new son. But this “person” is even more outrageous than Chi Ning. He wants to be the other father of all Chi Ning’s sons. A sharp-tongued eunuch who loves adopting sons as the bottom x a two-faced, true god as the top Also known as: Everyone Loves Daddy and The Almighty God Falls for Me (not really) Please check your squicks and enjoy: 1. The top isn’t human, and the bottom is a real eunuch. 2. The bottom is obsessed with adopting sons. Aside from the top, all the relationships are purely familial. 3. This story is just for fun. Please don’t read it as a reference to real people or events. 4. The cat at the author’s house wrote this story! ⊙ω⊙ 5. Unless something unexpected happens, there will be daily updates, usually between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. This story will be moving to VIP status on Sunday, March 29, 2020. A [long chapter] will be posted that day. I hope you’ll continue to support me as always~ All rights reserved. Do not repost. Taking what isn’t yours without permission is theft. For instructions on how to recharge your account and read VIP chapters, see: [Check out my new modern romance, Hahahahahaha (also known as Eight Ha). Inheriting a fortune worth hundreds of billions... You can also find it through my author page~] Theme: Struggle against Heaven, against Earth, and against people; there is endless joy in it., Selected Works of Chairman Mao