Version one
in childhood,
"This boy is so cute!"
"It must be a boy to be so cute!"
"This serious voice! I can do it!"
Lu Xi: No, you can't.
When I was young,
"Oh my god, what a fairy little brother!"
"What should I do! I want to fall in love!"
"Immortal looks! Kill me in women's clothing!"
Lu Xi: Not women's clothing! No, that's not right either… How to explain it…
When I was young,
"So handsome! What a man!"
"Look at his figure! He's in the shape of a little wolfdog!"
"I bet he has an eight-pack!"
Young Master: Ah bah! This girl! Only mermaid line!
But honey, you have no breasts.
Lu Xi: Ni Zuokai! QAQ
Version 2
Lu Xi: As the owner of "Food Talk", it is necessary to keep pace with the times.
Yi Fengran: But this is not a reason to be addicted to mobile games!
Lu Xi: So?
Yi Fengran: Go watch a movie with me!
Lu Xi: Haha. (So what qualifications do you have to say about me...)
(After watching the movie)
Yi Fengran: Why are you so fat? ! How could this be? No!
Lu Xi: It's just a movie.
Yi Fengran: That's spiritual sustenance! How can a hero be so quick...
Lu Xi:...
Lu Xi: ... Brother, I beg you to be normal.
Yi Fengran: No! I'm so sad! I want to go on strike! Woo woo woo…
Lu Xi: Wait! Elder brother!
(After working alone for a week)
Lu Xi: Hot chicken screenwriter! Give me back my labor force! Change the plot for me! !
Oh.
Then you can figure it out yourself.
Lu Xi woke up:?
Intention: Ah, this - well, then I would like to thank you all for being willing to read my random writing (show your feelings??