(The full text has been completed. It will be continued from the original article [The Master is a Cat with Short Legs], and is available in advance [The Emperor Cries Again])
After dressing up as a half-year-old doll, lying next to Ye Zijing is the hero of the book, the future emperor and now the prince - Ye Wuhen, who is currently half a year old and has fat arms in three sections.
Ye Zijing originally wanted to use her status as a time traveler to masturbate the fat baby, but as soon as she masturbated, Ye Wuhen sat up, crossed her legs, made the same gesture as Ye Zijing, and communicated with her in level 8 baby talk:
Ye Zijing: Why are you so fat?
Ye Wuhen: cut.
Ye Zijing: Oh my god, you are so annoying.
Ye Wuhen: Why are you talking to me so much?
After checking their eyes, they all came from the book.
Because of their childhood friendship with a sip of milk, Ye Zijing was in control of heaven and earth, but it was Ye Wuhen who was beaten.
When Ye Zijing was crying and applying medicine to Ye Wuhen, Ye Wuhen showed off the biceps that were beginning to take shape on his arms:
"It's okay, it's my flesh."
When Ye Wuhen ascended the throne, Ye Zijing couldn't help but fight with someone. She only got a red mark on her arm, but the other person had a bruised nose and face.
Ye Wuhen picked up Ye Zijing's arm and argued with him:
"If you hurt the imperial sister, you will be punished with thirty sticks."
After Ye Wuhen came of age, the old ministers' posts urging them to get married were posted on the hill. Ye Wuhen was calm and said only one sentence:
"If I are not allowed to marry the emperor's sister, you will find a way to create a prince yourself."
Ye Zijing never expected that she would transform from a royal sister to a queen in such a confused way.
Come on, anyway, her aesthetic taste was raised by the emperor's brother, and she couldn't get married without becoming a queen.
1. Meat: A game term used to describe resistance to beating.
2. Childhood sweethearts, cookie cutters, double-crossed the book, and the male and female protagonists are not related by blood.
3. This article is purely imaginary, the logic is not rigorous, and everything is mistakenly based on history.
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Next door's final article "My pillow is the prince (through the book)"
Edible~
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Pre-released article "Master is a short-legged cat"
Mu Qinglu passed through and became a vicious female supporting character with extraordinary talents. She was loved by everyone in the early stage, but was tortured into a scum in the later stage.
When others counterattack, she will counterattack, use her talent for attracting wealth, search for magical artifacts all over the world, and become the most awesome kid.
So, she found the hidden sect in the book.
On the first day she went up the mountain, she saw a group of cats, all kinds of cats, and they looked as beautiful as gods.
Of course, her favorite was the short-legged Munchkin, whose calves were so short that she couldn't even get on the bed.
After getting started, she discovered that the Amiaos she had fucked back then were the senior uncle, the second senior brother, and the senior sister.
As for her favorite short-legged Manjikang, it is her master with an immortal spirit, a jade tree facing the wind, and a high level of cultivation - Chi Feng Shangxian.
Mu Qinglu: Master, I was wrong.
Chi Feng Shangxian: It doesn't matter. If you comb your hair to be a teacher, you are a teacher.
Mu Qinglu: In fact, everyone from top to bottom of the sect has been fucked by me.
Chi Feng Shangxian: No problem, I will shave them for my master.
Mu Qinglu:......
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Pre-collection of "The Emperor Cried Again (Puishu)"
As the only female god in heaven, Si Yao has been obsessed with the emperor for many years, but the emperor has never looked at her.
The Bai Yueguang in the emperor's heart is his childhood sweetheart, Fairy Yunying.
One day, the emperor and Siyao came to the Sansheng Stone:
"The marriage of heaven cannot be broken. If you and I are engraved with our names, we will be Tao couples."
When Si Yao picked up the artifact with tears in her eyes, she suddenly remembered that she had come through it.
Obsessed with the Emperor, it is purely original.
The artifact in his hand fell to the ground, Si Yao looked back and smiled:
"Emperor, you should live on your own."
On that day, the Sansheng Stone was corroded by unknown objects, and most of it was destroyed.
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Freed from the shackles, Siyao devoted himself to cultivation, recruited many disciples, traveled around the mountains and rivers, and lived a free and easy life.
Yunying's superior told the emperor that she was having an affair with her disciple.
Hearing this, Si Yao slapped Yun Ying:
"Since ancient times, gods have had many companions, and female gods are no exception. Only by meddling less can you live longer."
The emperor stepped forward, with tears in his eyes, and asked in front of her:
"What else do you want?"
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Si Yao hid from the emperor for hundreds of years, but found that she couldn't get rid of him no matter what, so she had no choice but to show up.
"The Emperor and Fairy Yunying are in love, so it's best to go back."
His tears fell into the clouds and mud, and his tone was almost pleading:
"Come back, I'll wait for you by the Sansheng Stone."
Intention: sweet
My Pillow Is a Prince (Wearing Books)