Lingming Stone Monkey Capture Log

What if you capture an unruly monkey? Pretend to be weak, pretend to be weak, pretend to be weak. Say important things three times, seize his weaknesses, pinch his weakness, and try your best to pretend to be weak! Inspire his love! OK, the guidelines are there, now comes the action plan. Based on the situation of the previous generation of Journey to the West, we have tentatively formulated the following action plan: 1. Put away the copper stick, hide the muscles, put on the crown, put on the cassock, ride on the white horse, be delicate and frail paly √. 2. What should you do if you encounter a monster? Get on top of that monkey! Grab his tiger skin skirt! Jiao Ruan yelled in horror, "Wukong! Help QAQ!" 3. What should you do if you encounter a monster alone? Beat him to death, bury him on the spot, then roll around, tear his clothes, and run back to his apprentice crying, "Wukong! There's a monster over there that's so scary! I almost couldn't come back, wuwuwu——" 4. What should you do if you are captured by a monster? Weak, helpless and pitiful, he huddled in the corner, hugging himself tightly and whimpering softly, "Wukong... I'm so scared... Come and QAQ..." 5. You can't think of any other situations that may arise, so just adapt to the situation! What? You said that I am the most notorious... Oh no, the most famous warrior monk in the Tang Dynasty? If you fight a group of people one by one, can you run a horse on your arm? It's not important! The important thing is that I want to capture that stone monkey and take it home :) Concept: Innovation of traditional mythology stories