Pre-collection of the article "The one-dollar boyfriend you rent is a popular fried chicken in the entertainment industry"
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Copy of this article: Su Keke, a high school girl, suddenly discovered one day that her school uniform had turned into a baggy men's suspender belt, her pleated skirt had turned into large pants made of modal material, and her small leather shoes had turned into a pair of big flip-flops!
She turned into a middle-aged uncle!
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She used to put on small masks and apply body lotion, but now she focuses on how to prevent hair loss, how to make gray hair black, and how to improve her body shape to become stronger!
Forget it, she found that her mobile phone was also bound to a father's love system, and she actually had five fat sons!
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The son of the school bully put on headphones and raised his eyes casually, "Dad, our head teacher asked you to go to school."
The son of a big star put his hands in his pockets and said with attractive lips, "Dad, Uncle Wang next door asked you to go to the bathhouse and take a bath."
The doctor's son, whose perfect figure was wrapped in a white coat, rubbed his brows and said, "Dad, you just taught the street gangsters a lesson, why did you pull your crotch?"
The young general put his hands behind his back and shook his little head politely, "Dad, the pot of mutton you ate is an auspicious beast in our place!"
The cat wearing a light brown flight jacket had a pair of big furry ears sprouting from his head. They were trembling in the air. He turned around and said, "Dad, when will we take over the earth?"
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Su Keke, who became the father of five fat sons, looked at the fatherly love software on his phone and swallowed his saliva.
No, why is there still a negative score for fatherly love? She is so hard!
Something seems wrong with their dad?
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The son of the school bully discovered that his father secretly logged into the online game he was playing, and chose a pink-haired little lolita character. He was holding a small umbrella decorated with colorful lace, wearing a small skirt with an umbrella support, throwing a string of hearts on the left, and a rainbow on the right, shouting at him:
Dad is going to beat you until you quit your Internet addiction today!
The son of a famous star recently accepted an endorsement for a sanitary napkin advertisement. His father, who volunteered to be an acting coach, trotted forward two steps, then put his little hand behind his back and touched his own butt with the back of his hand as if unintentionally. After the performance, he said to him with great satisfaction:
Son, did you see that what dad just performed was a real reaction to worrying about side leakage of a sanitary napkin!
The doctor's son was playing with the little patients in the hospital. His father came over and said he wanted to join them. He stretched out his long rubber bands and a 200-pound fat man jumped up nimbly. He raised his two fat hands to his face and sang while dancing.
Malan blooms twenty-one, two-eight-two-five-six, two-eight-two-five-seven, two-eight-two-nine-thirty-one!
The little general's son went to visit the resort. Among the bunches of red tomatoes and fragrant milky strawberries, his father squatted in front of him, untied his knotted shoelaces, tied the bow, and said softly,
The children held hands and walked inside. Their arms were folded together and they walked happily together.
The son of the cat star put his hands in his hands and looked at the activity plan. Suddenly a gust of wind blew over. His father came over in the warm spring light, rubbed his little neck with both hands, and purred his little head.
Dad will change the cat litter for you!
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The five sons stood in a row, their little arms folded neatly around their chests, their little heads tilted and looking at their father together.
No, there must be something wrong!
So they looked and looked intently, and suddenly discovered——
The short, fat father with few hairs on his head turned into a beautiful girl wearing a mint-colored pleated skirt with fair and translucent skin and smooth, flowing hair!
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Pre-collection of the article "Kiss me and I will be full of European energy"
After Ling Bao's car accident, he entered the world of fast travel and became a tool used by the heroine and her licking dogs to show their affection.
She was surprised to find that the heroine and the licking dogs actually corresponded to the real characters!
After saving enough life points, she was reborn and returned to the entertainment industry!
Unexpectedly, I discovered that Liu Chengye's lips were not only soft and fragrant, but also
And during the kiss, eight big characters appeared in front of me:
Give me a kiss and you will be full of European energy!
Kiss him and the European Qi value increases by 1899.
Game live broadcast, kill everyone, top players call the experts!
Kiss him and the European Qi value will increase by 2899.
Recording a variety show, casually opening the sponsor's herbal tea, winning 100 boxes in a row,
The sponsor's father was beaming with joy and became the only spokesperson for the ten-digit signing bonus!
Kiss him and the European Qi value will increase by 3899.
During the birthday live broadcast, the internationally renowned animation film company officially announced that it was asking her to dub the heroine!
Top international companies paid a high price for her to shoot advertisements, and she was guaranteed to be sold in luxury stores around the world!
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Cheng Ye: Kiss me and your European Qi value will directly increase by 10,000 points. Do you want to give it a try?
Good looks + European style, Ling Bao is crazy and excited!
Just then,
The idol boy wants to sacrifice Ling Bao by slapping his face in order to make an official statement to the scheming heroine.
Facing the media, Cheng Ye gently pushed down his sunglasses and thought hard:
Huh? What kind of river? Vaguely? Never heard of it!
The school bully racing driver is about to knock Ling Bao away, and the princess comes to hug the weak heroine.
The whole city was shocked. Cheng Ye flicked the dust in the direction of the school bully and stretched out his right leg:
Ha! Where did the ash come from? Use freshener, maximum dose!
The yandere upstart wants to delete Ling Bao's scenes to please the "enterprising" heroine.
Chengye officially announces the company and shows off its capital:
Ugh! The crew is mine, the investors are mine, the broadcast theaters are mine!
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Cheng Ye is an NPC in the fast-travel world. He travels through the fast-travel world with different identities until he meets Ling Bao, the taskmaster.
Fairy world,
He is a noble and reserved Shilu Immortal Official. On the Galaxy Stone, the light is flowing, and only Ling Bao is stroking his plush antlers:
The deer body of Shilu Xianguan is beautiful, and the human body is also very good!
Martial arts world,
He is the illegitimate son of the Demon Lord and the Immortal Lord. He has black and red eyes and is bewitched by peach blossoms. The world shuns him like dirt. Only Ling Bao touches his eyelids:
With his eyes of different colors and his natural appearance, the Immortal Demon Lord is the most unique in the world!
Entertainment world,
He is the top streamer in the Three-Series of Frustrations. His appearance is unparalleled and the whole world is shocked. Only Ling Bao drunkenly cornered him in the corner and touched his lips:
Your lips are red and your teeth are white. Is there anyone who is bold and heart-warming and said that you are sweet and kissable?
Cheng Ye blinked lightly and posted in the Best Travel System:
(Waiting online) What should I do if my wife is too flirtatious and makes her heart beat wildly?
A hundred NPCs, hundreds of millions of opportunities, the system sent Chengye to the real world on his knees, and asked: What golden finger do you need?
Thinking of Ling Bao's words when he touched his lips, "Your lips are red and your teeth are white. Is there anyone bold enough to say that you are sweet and kissable?" His sapphire-like fingers touched his lips,
said:
Give me a kiss and you will be full of European energy!
Intention: time travel