Mrs. Xiao has had enough of the suffering of a small population and dreams of having a family full of children and grandchildren. As soon as the two-child policy was announced, she immediately arranged for the birth of a baby with a prize: "Three hundred thousand, given for birth. Not limited to men and women, and help with childbirth!"
The younger daughter-in-law took out a card and said: "Six hundred thousand, don't rush me, there is no negotiation for elderly mothers."
I was so busy thinking about it that I accidentally caught a cold. In the hospital, I was advised to think about it: "Having more children and grandchildren means you are blessed, but it doesn't show up at ordinary times, and there is no help when things happen!"
As soon as she finished speaking, her daughter-in-law transferred her to the VIP ward. The nurse and nutritionist will accompany you throughout the entire process, so the whole family doesn't have to be busy.
The granddaughter had a little conflict with her classmates. She quickly lamented that if she had a second child...
This time, the daughter-in-law didn't need to speak. The gentle and quiet little granddaughter kicked the sandbag to pieces and said, "Who wants my brother to help?"
After all the attempts to induce pregnancy failed, Mrs. Xiao cried: She just wanted to have more children, how could it be so difficult? !
A few years later, the eldest grandson's daughter-in-law came over and said, "If you give me enough money, I will be a glorious mother in my next life!"
Old Mrs. Xiao said angrily: "You idiot, just giving birth to children without educating them is of no use?"
PS: My gay friend said that my previous boring copy ruined this relatively cheerful article, so I changed it. She helped me with the details of the new copy! She is so empty, the author of "I became the group favorite after setting up a stall among the gangsters", confess her love~
Intention: Stick to yourself