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Mu Qingfeng slept for a thousand years after being struck by lightning. When he woke up, he found that he had transformed from a leafy golden nanke into a bare and straight coffin, and was even slept on.
Not only that, he also inexplicably incurred a debt of up to 5 million.
Good news: The man he slept with is willing to help.
Bad news: Enthusiast Jianglou also wants to pay back 5 million
Looking at the pitiful net worth of one person and one coffin, Mu Qingfeng had no choice but to pick up the half-baked skills he had learned thousands of years ago and recruit Jianglou to make money.
Draw talismans to tell fortunes, and occasionally use the coffin body to smash monsters and monsters.
Just making money like this, Mu Qingfeng noticed something was wrong: I learned all this by watching, why are you so surprised?
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Rumor has it that there is a universal coffin shop named Xuantong in the old town of Anbei City.
A man who was haunted by evil spirits accidentally broke in and received a talisman to exorcise ghosts and subjugate demons. From then on, he was no longer afraid of ghosts and monsters.
A person who has been cursed for many generations comes to ask for help. A single hexagram can change his life and extend his life for decades...
Passerby: Have you heard? It ranges from fortune-telling to fortune-telling, catching ghosts and eliminating evil spirits, to literary and entertainment appraisals and family mediation. As long as you are brave enough and willing to pay the price, Xuantong Coffin Shop can make your wishes come true!
Mu Qingfeng: No! No! We are a serious firm and we do not sell coffins! Remuneration is only in circulating currency, and we still have serious accounting.
The serious "accountant" Jiang Lou stepped on the troublemakers, broke his hands and cursed the antiques: ... Yes, we are a serious firm.
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Small theater:
Mu Qingfeng: "This is my waist. Hey, you touched my legs again."
Jiang Lou stopped: "Don't talk like that."
Mu Qingfeng: "Why? No one else heard it."
The golden nanmu coffin swayed on the spot as he spoke, pushing some kid who somehow wanted to lie down on him back to the ground: "Go away, go away, I only let one person sleep."
Jiang Lou picked up the soft cloth again, the tips of his ears turned red: "... Where did you just wipe it?"
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*The cool guy on the surface who can complain in his heart×The real little sunshine who is sometimes heartless, he is not completely human
★This article is purely fictional. The author believes in science [bixin. Gif
Intention: Do not believe in fate and will not admit defeat
