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Ever since he traveled back to the beginning of the world, Fang Yanchu has been the junior uncle of all sects in Lingyun Palace, but he has never had a disciple. He would rather raise pigs than disciples.
Until one day, his newly recruited apprentice nephew decades ago shouted to him at the top of his lungs: "Little uncle, little uncle, no, there is a kid coming from outside the mountain gate who insists on becoming your disciple!"
Outside the mountain gate, a ragged child kowtowed step by step, jumping around with blood on his head and a violent expression: "Master, my name is Ji Qianshan! Master, accept me, I am obedient!"
Three months after he started, Ji Qianshan held a nano wound and said pitifully: "Master, it hurts so much. I need to blow it off."
Fang Yanchu: "Do you want to go to the People's Hospital for emergency treatment?"
When you encounter a disciple like this, what else can you do except become a boss and protect him?
The fake little pitiful real green tea Ji Qianshan attacked x and Tian Tongshou, pretending to be the offender Fang Yanchu
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Purpose: No matter how hard it is, we can't hurt our children; no matter how poor we are, we can't afford education.
